The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

To be a Roman Centurion.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be a Roman killed by Hannibal.

 

[Ruedyn]

To be Hannibal Lecter.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

To be agent Starling.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be a war elephant.

 

[Fijiman]

Sparkly pants.

 

[Dead Seerius]

An afro

 

[Teoes]

A proper Kurt Russell 80's mullet.

 

[Zantos]

A real face

 

[Fijiman]

An apple.

 

[Teoes]

Mod wrath.

 

[Hemlock]

An animated avatar.

 

[Fijiman]

Pot luck dinner for a hat.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

To be upside-down.

 

[Headsprouter]

An eighteenth nipple. ON HIS ARMPIT.

 

[Fijiman]

Underwear made of meat.

 

[thesilentman]

A full edition of the Canterbury Tales.

 

[Fijiman]

For every book ever written... in Chinese.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be able to walk on the roof.

 

[Fijiman]

Everyone can already do that. It's the ceiling that I'm working on walking on.

OT: Super space pirates.