The person above me secretly wishes for....

[MrCollins]

For the 5000 notifications bug, just so they feel loved for a few fleeting seconds.

 

[Fijiman]

To get 10000 messages a day.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For this site to be glitchier.

 

[Teoes]

To be able to write more glitches into the site.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

To be the ultimate glitch.

 

[Teoes]

To own Vanellope von Shweetz' car.

 

[Fijiman]

To drive a go cart to work every day.

 

[Headsprouter]

That his avatar was animated with strobe lights and flashing text saying "PARTY HARD".

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That his avatar was animated to seem like its spinning.

 

[Fijiman]

That his avatar was animated with strobe lights and flashing text saying "PARTY HARD".

I actually wouldn't mind that, but I'm going to keep it as is.

OT: To film an entire movie on the moon.

 

[sb666]

Wishes he was a different shade rather than blue.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For another eye.

 

[Fijiman]

For the Escapist to never suffer a long period of being completely down ever again.

 

[sb666]

For the Escapist to crash and never be rebooted.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be kidnapped by a guy in a bunny suit.

 

[Fijiman]

To wake up in a bed made of gold.

 

[Fijiman]

To shoot bees.

 

[Fijiman]

A commercial dedicated to himself.