The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

A golden ticket.

 

[Fijiman]

That he had paid more attention to what page that Escapist had sent him to.

 

[kailus13]

That he had paid more attention to what page that Escapist had sent him to.

That he hadn't drawn attention to the fact that he dun goofed. People might not have noticed otherwise.

 

[Fijiman]

To be an audiophobe.

 

[kailus13]

To be an audiophile.

 

[thesilentman]

To be more pronounced.

 

[kailus13]

To be more profound.

 

[Fijiman]

To literally shit bricks.

 

[Headsprouter]

For a new renewable energy source that he can readily expel form one of his orifices.

 

[Teoes]

Breast implants.

 

[Neuromancer]

A penis-lengthening pill that actually works.

 

[kailus13]

A breast-enlargement pill that actual works. On men.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Some alone time to think about why these things are being said.

 

[Fijiman]

For their hat to be returned to them.

 

[Headsprouter]

To change the subject.

 

[kailus13]

To keep the same subject forever.

 

[Fijiman]

For severe ear damage.

 

[kailus13]

For unnecessary laser eye surgery.