The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

Babies.

 

[Nouw]

An entire team of babies.

 

[Fijiman]

For a new and better world made of food.

 

[kailus13]

For the sea to be made of vodka.

 

[Fijiman]

To drown in the dessert.

 

[Sacman]

To beat Hotline Miami with only melee weapons...

 

[Fijiman]

To beat the CoD campaigns without firing a single bullet.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be crushed by a tractor.

 

[Fijiman]

To be torn apart atom by atom.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

To invent a shrink ray that actually works.

 

[Headsprouter]

To have hyper-realistic eyes.

 

[Fijiman]

To have "special" eyes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To have no eyes.

 

[Fijiman]

To wear food as clothes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To destroy all the food in the world.

 

[Fijiman]

To know all the answers.

 

[staika]

To have all of the questions

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To destroy all knowledge.

 

[Headsprouter]

A genie in a lamp.