The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Barbas]

The everything else of a woman.

 

[Evil Smurf]

To cook MCs like a pound of bacon

 

[Barbas]

A working model of Thunderbird 1.

 

[Fijiman]

Potato men action figures.

 

[Barbas]

A slinky in all the colors of the rainbow.

 

[Fijiman]

An automatic slinky.

 

[Evil Smurf]

To eat vegan bacon

 

[Evil Smurf]

To have his new MTG cards now.

 

[Barbas]

A snowmobile, goggles and an MP5.

 

[Fijiman]

An MP9 player.

 

[Barbas]

An MP mode.

 

[Evil Smurf]

To have exploding eyeballs.

 

[Barbas]

A mighty boot of doom.

 

[Fijiman]

Pants made of money and spandex.

 

[Barbas]

A mace of +1 Argh.

 

[Fijiman]

A +7 Blarg enchantment on all his gear.

 

[Headsprouter]

A launcher of slow-flying, nunchuk-wielding exploding dildos.

 

[Barbas]

A box of explosive tangerines.

 

[Headsprouter]

The ability to wage thumb wars on himself.

 

[Barbas]

Thirty-seven green apples and a packet of Monster Munch.