The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dalek Caan]

A pie flavored pie.

 

[Fijiman]

For all his food to taste like cheese.

 

[Dalek Caan]

For a high five from M. Bison.

 

[Evil Smurf]

To see in 4:3

 

[Fijiman]

17 pipes of varying dimensions.

 

[Barbas]

An HD version of that old aquarium screensaver.

 

[Evil Smurf]

A pant suit

 

[Fijiman]

To make 27488 more posts by the end of the week.

 

[Barbas]

To be a pilgrim.

 

[Fijiman]

To be a hat.

 

[Barbas]

To jack some wicked lumber.

 

[Evil Smurf]

to jack off ;D

 

[Barbas]

To off Jack with his log.

 

[Evil Smurf]

to log off

 

[EilaliE]

To become insane.

 

[Barbas]

To hijack the mainframe.

 

[Evil Smurf]

to be Hardcore.

 

[Fijiman]

For more keys.

 

[Barbas]

The ability to turn raisins into grapes.

 

[Fijiman]

The ability to turn grapes into tires.