Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 23, 2014 #10,226 A carpet of ducks to carry him to work and back.
Fijiman I am THE PANTS! Legacy Dec 1, 2011 16,509 0 1 Sep 23, 2014 #10,227 A twenty foot robot made completely out of LEGO.
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Sep 25, 2014 #10,231 some underlings they can order around so they can get some work done!
Rabbitboy New member Apr 11, 2014 2,966 0 0 Sep 26, 2014 #10,237 To wear a tight leather outfit. That accentuates all the curves of your body.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 26, 2014 #10,238 Longer eyebrows, like Ming the Merciless.
Evil Smurf Admin of Catoholics Anonymous Nov 11, 2011 11,597 0 0 Sep 26, 2014 #10,239 To fart for 45 seconds consecutively.