The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Barbas]

A personal postman.

 

[Malbourne]

A public butler.

 

[Barbas]

A campaign medal.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Chocolate money

 

[Fijiman]

Paint launchers.

 

[Barbas]

A pants laundry service.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To be young forever.

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Human Meat

 

[Barbas]

A penguin-shaped alarm clock.

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

A Tutu

 

[Barbas]

A giant snail.

 

[Evil Smurf]

a tiny piano key

 

[Barbas]

A stress ball with a little face drawn on it.

 

[Fijiman]

Seven pounds of pasta sauce, but no pasta.

 

[Barbas]

Seven pounds of pasta sauce, but no pasta.

Bolts, but no nuts! D:

 

[Rabbitboy]

To know what love is.

 

[Fijiman]

Some fence.

 

[Barbas]

A pornocalypse.

 

[Fijiman]

A gold-plated spatula.

 

[Barbas]

A clear and present danger.