The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Evil Smurf]

10,000 bunnies

 

[Barbas]

A bonsai toilet.

 

[Evil Smurf]

A toilet that is at least... 3 times bigger

 

[Rabbitboy]

Have children.

 

[Barbas]

A trip to the moon in June.

 

[Barbas]

A visit from the spy.

 

[Barbas]

Some smashing totty.

 

[Evil Smurf]

To be as drunk as me.

 

[Fijiman]

Pants so shiny that you have to wear three pairs of sunglasses just to look at them in the dark.

 

[Barbas]

A laser light show.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Infinite kittens

 

[Fijiman]

For it to rain batteries.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

a lap dance!

to be so badass he needs to carry a concealed weapons permit in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants

 

[Rabbitboy]

An orgy with my avatar.

 

[Barbas]

A threesome with two Japanese sisters.

 

[Rabbitboy]

A visit to Amsterdam's red light district.