The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

Melons.

 

[RedDeadFred]

A chair that doesn't tilt them at a 90 degree angle.

 

[Barbas]

A companion ent.

 

[Fijiman]

Seven year old pizza.

 

[Barbas]

A method in the madness.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To be free.

 

[Barbas]

A wheel man.

 

[Barbas]

To ride a mile-long spiral slide.

EDIT: Oopsy-doodlies.

 

[Fijiman]

A wheel man riding a mile-long spiral slide.

 

[Barbas]

A tome of mark and recall.

 

[Ailyth]

a bicycle he can ride indoors.

 

[Barbas]

A personal gyrocopter.

 

[Fijiman]

To live out his Mad Max/Road Warrior fantasy.

 

[Barbas]

An escape hatch in the ceiling.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Take over Albania.

 

[Barbas]

A home among the cloud-wreathed mountain peaks.

 

[Fijiman]

To get back on Ash's shoulder as walking for long distances yourself is for human.

 

[Barbas]

Garfield's ears.

 

[Fijiman]

Ketchup.

 

[Barbas]

Catsup.