The person above me secretly wishes for....

Clearwaters · Nov 16, 2014

World Domination

Drake the Dragonheart · Nov 17, 2014

the infinite pizza! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.860769-the-infinite-pizza-every-post-adds-a-toping?page=3#21617156

Evil Smurf · Nov 17, 2014

To be watching Desert Bus!

Barbas · Nov 17, 2014

An end to people ghost-quoting him and saying things like MORE WOLF-JOB!

RedDeadFred · Nov 17, 2014

A yellow leather jacket. What a badass.

Fijiman · Nov 17, 2014

A pink leather jacket.

Barbas · Nov 17, 2014

Bright blue boots of kickin'.

Fijiman · Nov 18, 2014

A telescope.

TheRiddler · Nov 18, 2014

A 90-degree rotation.

dalek sec · Nov 18, 2014

A pony!

(sorry but I had to say it.)

Barbas · Nov 18, 2014

A companion squid.

PinkiePyro · Nov 19, 2014

clearly a bottle of ketchup

Barbas · Nov 20, 2014

A swift bumhug.

Fijiman · Nov 20, 2014

More ketchup.

xmbts · Nov 20, 2014

Some kind of marvelous mechanical man.

Rabbitboy · Nov 20, 2014

To be Fisto's owner.

Barbas · Nov 20, 2014

This ketchup I was given earlier.

Fijiman · Nov 20, 2014

All the ketchup.

Rabbitboy · Nov 20, 2014

A never ending suplly of hotdogs

Barbas · Nov 20, 2014

A new move for his Spearow.