The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Bubbles

 

[Barbas]

Cheese wheels.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Tiny T-Rex arms

 

[Barbas]

A folder full of close-ups of dem nippies.

 

[Rabbitboy]

His very own opium plantation.

 

[Barbas]

His very own satellite.

 

[Fijiman]

A brand new set of ears.

 

[Barbas]

A huge mother trucker.

 

[Rabbitboy]

A DVD of Asses Of Fire.

 

[Barbas]

A squadron of suicide jeeps.

 

[Fijiman]

Paint.

 

[Barbas]

A shag pad.

 

[Evil Smurf]

13 Virgins.

(All monks)

 

[Fijiman]

31 ducks.

 

[Barbas]

Twelve spunky sidekicks.

 

[Evil Smurf]

And a partridge is a pear tree

 

[Fijiman]

The Phantom Bologna.

 

[Evil Smurf]

The love of their father

 

[Rabbitboy]

The death of his aging mother so he can claim the inheritance.

 

[Barbas]

Plum pudding on a naked model.