The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Barbas]

A coat loaded with candy canes.

 

[Evil Smurf]

To be coated in grass

 

[Barbas]

To be goatsed at mass.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To stand in line whole night just to get that new Apple product he doesn't really need.

 

[Barbas]

An interview with Arin Hanson.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

A battlemech. Preferably a Timber Wolf.

 

[Barbas]

A musical number from the village tavern band.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Swap bodies with someone.

 

[Barbas]

To go to the dance.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

To push ALL the buttons.

 

[Evil Smurf]

To have a million cats

 

[Fijiman]

To be the next Scat Man.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To be a man.

 

[Fijiman]

To be a child.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

There to be bananas today.

 

[Barbas]

To grow wings and fly into the moon.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To become the best pimp the hood has ever seen.

 

[Barbas]

To live in a grapefruit under the sea.

 

[Evil Smurf]

To become the best pimp the hood has ever seen.

So you have heard of me

 

[Barbas]

A great big duck dispensation unit.