The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

churros

 

[Wary Wolf]

Loud Summers

 

[Fijiman]

Moose nipples.

 

[Barbas]

Martian porn.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

marriage proposals gone wrong

 

[Barbas]

A lifetime supply of crates.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

toast

 

[Barbas]

Little flea acrobats.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

more beer for the party

 

[Barbas]

Robbie Williams.

 

[Headsprouter]

A kickass soundtrack to accompany his best moments in life.

 

[Barbas]

Crunchier victims.

 

[Barbas]

The uncut version of Grimsby.

 

[Fijiman]

The uncut version of his hair.

 

[Barbas]

An auto-shaving beard.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Virtual reality porn

 

[Barbas]

A box of rare candy.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

custom made shoes

 

[Fijiman]

An auto-shaving beard.

That would actually be super awesome. Imagine always having your beard shaved just the way you want it at all times, only growing out when you actually want it to.

OT: An avatar worthy of someone of their stature.