The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Drake the Dragonheart]

an army of clones.

 

[Barbas]

An additional hour in the jungle gym.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

old cars

 

[Barbas]

Vintage bikes.

 

[Fijiman]

Vintage bananas and pears.

 

[Barbas]

A sliced mango.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

edible underpants.

 

[Fijiman]

The power to think of something funny to say at a moments notice.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

clean underwear.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the complete and utter destruction of the American way of life.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

buttered toast.

 

[Fijiman]

A toast butler.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

a moose, a mouse, muffins, milk, and a cookie!

 

[Barbas]

A visit from their favourite camgirl.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

British Poledancers.

 

[Barbas]

A sniper rifle that fires around corners.