The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Barbas]

For all their dollar bills to have porn on them.

 

[Rabbitboy]

For all their Euro bills to have something more exciting on it then buildings

 

[kailus13]

Human flesh.

 

[Barbas]

A large hoagie, garnished with blooooooooooooooooood.

 

[Malbourne]

Count Dracula, who, ironically graduated with a degree in technical writing.

 

[Barbas]

Three courses of puddings, followed by port and cheese.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Mayonnaise with fries.

 

[Barbas]

A little bit less conversation and a lot more action.

 

[Rabbitboy]

fries with filet american

 

[Barbas]

A spinning top that occasionally whistles and shoots firecrackers.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To complete his/her pokemon card collection

 

[Barbas]

To best Captain Crunch in a cereal-eating contest.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Everyone of the same gender to mysteriously vanish.

 

[Malbourne]

An outhouse that is dramatically larger on the inside and an innhouse about as large as a closet from without.

 

[Barbas]

Another wizarding test, despite the fact that the last one ended with atronachs in the library.

 

[Fijiman]

A carry on luggage sized bag of porn.

Very much so yes.

OT: More doggie treats.

 

[Malpraxis]

A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. To sleep, to forget. To change the past. Unlimited ammo and a license to kill. But Right now, more than anything, you wish for her.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To become a profesional strip poker player

 

[Barbas]

A castle to call his own.

 

[Evil Smurf]

a bucket full of codine