The princess is in another castle, but enjoy the pudding

[UpcountryGecko]

I'm gonna be nice and leave him some angry killer bees.

 

[ljd184]

i as soon as he comes in i would lock all the doors make a spot light shine on a table with a endless amount of frosties on it
.then a massive t.v starts playing there going to taste grate on a endless loop and the t.v is unbreakable

 

[ace_of_something]

A little person wearing a blue vest and a phallic hat with spots on it to inform our hero he just missed his prize.

Than the little person shoots him in the kneecap

 

[Spudgun Man]

A box of sticks.

Yes that is right Mr.Hero you have fought your way through my leigons to capture a box of kindling. Bwhahahaha!

 

[BiscuitsJoe]

You know what this thread is? Random.

But probably a hall of mirrors. Those things fuck me up.

 

[Xero Scythe]

a friend who has died comes back and tries to kill him.

beat that, fucker.

 

[Redingold]

A bucket of whitewash, poised above the door.

 

[Xvito]

I'd leave a Shoggoth behind.

Then I wouldn't have to leave anything else at the other castles...

 

[Daggermonkie]

when they get in i would have their mum hanging from a noose

 

[SHAdow spRatAN7]

I'd leave a note saying the thing he is looking for was at the starting point of his quest all this time.

 

[ljd184]

the Princess but skinned alive and on a life sport and shes in pain and the doors lock and a i say" let the games begin "

 

[Random Argument Man]

I saw this once in a flash game.


A note saying "Sorry, the person you're looking for is in another game".

 

[noobface]

I would leave Toad, but make it so that he was mute. Hero walks in, sees Toad and approaches it. the savvy ones will be expecting him to say his line, and so will go mad when he doesn't. Those who don't know will just get mindfucked.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I would leave a pistol, wrapped in a napkin on a nice table. Knowing the shit i'd put him through...he wouldn't want to live much longer.

 

[Split Moon]

AS our adventurer walks into my throne room the door seal themselves leaving him in a completely empty room lit by only one pillar of light, in the centre of the room is a create full of sock puppets!

Nothing more... nothing less. Just sock puppets.

 

[El Poncho]

A cyanide pill. With a picture of his/her mum playing with my ultimate sword.

 

[GDW]

Her finger attached to a note telling him he has 19 hours left to deduce where I am.

The child I've forced his princess to bear for me laying, crying in the corpse of its mother.

A note telling him that the true journey was the journey of his heart.

 

[archvile93]

Cyanide, I'm at least not evil enogh to leave something useless.

 

[Hikikomori Ookami]

His deceased friend, reincarnated with the soul of the person he was forced to kill and thirsty for vengeance. And unquestionable evidence that the object of his quest is actually still whereever the hero started the quest from. Oh, and the room is full of mirrors for some reason.