The princess is in another castle, but enjoy the pudding

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

a guinnea pig wearing the uniform of my elite special forces

 

[drakenabarion]

I would leave a delicious chocolate cake:

Spoiler: Yum

 

[tologna]

*door locks*
*moniter decends from the cealing*
*plays every single episode of Mind of Mencia*
across the room there is a can of gasoline ,and a lighter.
"enjoy"

 

[Crofty]

A monitor that whill switch on upon entry to the room and play a certain Wayne's World clip, with the name of whatever/whoever the hero was trying to find/rescue dubbed over the word "Stairway".

 

[oppp7]

A map of over 400 places around the world that the item could have been sent to.

 

[AxelMiller]

A picture of the princess. decapitated.

 

[Bat Vader]

I would leave the hero nothing except a note saying nothing.

 

[PureChaos]

hmm, interesting. i would leave a photo of me leaving with the item and a message saying 'too lated, GUTTED'

 

[Cryfear101]

A bag of fizzy cola bottle sweets and some preperation H cream!