Clearly none of you have ever seen the best review site on the internet, Objective Game Reviews.
http://www.objectivegamereviews.com/
Clearly their objectivity makes them the best reviewer of games of all time as them not having any opinion makes them perfect for scoring games. I mean, just listen to this truth-bombing.
"Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a first person shooter in which players attempt to accomplish the objective of the game mode by killing enemy players, planting bombs, or getting kills with a succession of weapons. In round-based game modes, players begin each round by purchasing equipment with money earned in previous rounds. Various weapons are available to players and the various maps have different routes the players can use to reach the objectives.
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive features eleven pistols, six shotguns, eight submachine guns, eleven assault rifles, six sniper rifles, two machine guns, a knife, six kinds of grenades, six pieces of equipment, four game modes, fourteen standard maps in competitive matches, and an integrated matchmaking system, tournament viewing system, statistics tracking system with leaderboards, and inventory system that allows the player to collect weapon skins and other items that result in cosmetic alterations and no gameplay alterations."
http://www.objectivegamereviews.com/counterstrike-go-review/
Clearly this is the best review of CS:GO ever, and there's no need for pesky "opinions" now that there's a perfect demonstartion of what the game is.
/massivesarcasm
As always, Jim Sterling comes in to save the day.
Its stupid. Penalizing a reviewer for giving an opinion is one of the silliest things I've ever heard. You don't have to agree with their opinion. There's tons of reviewers I follow whose opinions don't align with mine. I don't ***** their reviews being bad because they had different feelings about the game than I did, I recnogize that we're different human beings, and have different perspectives and feelings, and I learn more about their preferences and how they relate to my preferences. I've followed Angry Joe since 2008, and there's plenty of games that I've had a different opinion over. For example, I'm just generally not a big fan of sandbox games, so I would've personally rated games he scored highly like GTA V and Red Dead Redemption much lower than he did. Neither are in the wrong, its just personal opinion. Similarly, if a game creates a hostile environment towards the player for any reason, the reviewer should report that. Maybe you're not uncomfortable with, say, the torture scene in GTA V or Far Cry 3. Maybe they thought the scenes were just in poor taste. Maybe the reviewer thought that they were very effective for getting a point across. Maybe it was yawn-worthy and it didn't effect them in the slightest. None of those interpretations are wrong because its about their opinion, and they shouldn't be trying to posit an opinion about the game that they don't truly have, because when you're doing that, you're failing to give a genuine, honest review in favour of trying to look impartial, which is just impossible anyways.
If you want an objective game review, put a banana in front of a keyboard and see what happens.