The protagonist from the last game you played gives you their powers...

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Retal19

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I can survive on nothing but Irradiated Air and not lose hair or contract Cancer from playing in Nuclear Waste with a Tactical Nuclear Catapult. I can also carry a Ridiculous amount of Weapons and armour without having anywhere to store them, the same with Clothing and Armour, and drinking Cola and Water/Eating Food heals fatal wounds. Crippling Wounds to any part of my body will only slow me down or fuck up my dexterity until I sleep, which will also restore any lost body parts and restore me to a fully healthy state. Getting shot in the vitals doesn't matter, and a Head Shot? Pah! Just down some Cola.

I... I could help Radiation Cleanup Crews? Become the employee of the Millenia in a Power Plant? Become an awesome Soldier? What the hell could I do with the Lone Wanderer's powers? =|
 

Drizzitdude

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Jack and Calumon said:
Drizzitdude said:
Jack and Calumon said:
The Nanosuit....

You're all fucked.

Calumon: Ummm, I'm I'm a jewel that explodes when near other ones like me?
Hate to break it to you. I was playing Fable TLC and had just finished maxing out my hero. mYou may have a kickass suit, but i have the ability to slow time, assassin rush behind you beat you with my solus greatsword and put on a shield before u even know what happened. then once you are near your demise i will let me wasp kill you so that you will be my new summon Muwhahahaha!
I'm invisible. I can move super fast and kill anything with a strong punch. Plus, if I can stop a bullet, I can stop a sword. You may slow down time, but with my speed, it'd be like normal motion. You go behind me? Pfft, I already jumped above you and you're about to get a bop on the head.

Honestly, this is a fight I'd pay good money to see.

Calumon: Careful! I might shine, a bit...
Oh its on. And it doesnt really matter if your invisable, I could just enflame or better yet divine fury muwhahaha! Nothing quite as fun as getting impaled byu random beams of light energy. Hell even if I couldnt do that I could always just lightning it up I mean, I get your in a badass nano suit and everything but how many blasts of lightning could that thing take? Now how about a continuous stream of it?
 

Jack and Calumon

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Drizzitdude said:
Jack and Calumon said:
Drizzitdude said:
Jack and Calumon said:
The Nanosuit....

You're all fucked.

Calumon: Ummm, I'm I'm a jewel that explodes when near other ones like me?
Hate to break it to you. I was playing Fable TLC and had just finished maxing out my hero. mYou may have a kickass suit, but i have the ability to slow time, assassin rush behind you beat you with my solus greatsword and put on a shield before u even know what happened. then once you are near your demise i will let me wasp kill you so that you will be my new summon Muwhahahaha!
I'm invisible. I can move super fast and kill anything with a strong punch. Plus, if I can stop a bullet, I can stop a sword. You may slow down time, but with my speed, it'd be like normal motion. You go behind me? Pfft, I already jumped above you and you're about to get a bop on the head.

Honestly, this is a fight I'd pay good money to see.

Calumon: Careful! I might shine, a bit...
Oh its on. And it doesnt really matter if your invisable, I could just enflame or better yet divine fury muwhahaha! Nothing quite as fun as getting impaled byu random beams of light energy. Hell even if I couldnt do that I could always just lightning it up I mean, I get your in a badass nano suit and everything but how many blasts of lightning could that thing take? Now how about a continuous stream of it?
What's that? I couldn't hear you over how short the range is compared to how fast I move! Divine Fury does have quite a charge time as well, plenty of time to leave and regain energy. Then, once you've stopped, sprint and POW! Right in the kisser.

Hope your magic meter doesn't run too low. I mean, my suit recharges energy, but it'd sure suck for you.

Calumon: I can swap with other things like me though! I know I can win!
 

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The last game I played was a 2v2 in StarCraft 2, so...

Wait, no, then I played the Dungeon Siege 3 demo. Shit. Um, I'm a super hot lady who can get naked and throw fireballs?
 

Drizzitdude

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Jack and Calumon said:
Drizzitdude said:
Jack and Calumon said:
Drizzitdude said:
Jack and Calumon said:
The Nanosuit....

You're all fucked.

Calumon: Ummm, I'm I'm a jewel that explodes when near other ones like me?
Hate to break it to you. I was playing Fable TLC and had just finished maxing out my hero. mYou may have a kickass suit, but i have the ability to slow time, assassin rush behind you beat you with my solus greatsword and put on a shield before u even know what happened. then once you are near your demise i will let me wasp kill you so that you will be my new summon Muwhahahaha!
I'm invisible. I can move super fast and kill anything with a strong punch. Plus, if I can stop a bullet, I can stop a sword. You may slow down time, but with my speed, it'd be like normal motion. You go behind me? Pfft, I already jumped above you and you're about to get a bop on the head.

Honestly, this is a fight I'd pay good money to see.

Calumon: Careful! I might shine, a bit...
Oh its on. And it doesnt really matter if your invisable, I could just enflame or better yet divine fury muwhahaha! Nothing quite as fun as getting impaled byu random beams of light energy. Hell even if I couldnt do that I could always just lightning it up I mean, I get your in a badass nano suit and everything but how many blasts of lightning could that thing take? Now how about a continuous stream of it?
What's that? I couldn't hear you over how short the range is compared to how fast I move! Divine Fury does have quite a charge time as well, plenty of time to leave and regain energy. Then, once you've stopped, sprint and POW! Right in the kisser.

Hope your magic meter doesn't run too low. I mean, my suit recharges energy, but it'd sure suck for you.

Calumon: I can swap with other things like me though! I know I can win!
oh no my magic meter ir running lo- *mana potion* Nevermind im cool. And I don't lnow what twisted demention you live in where the nano suit causes you to be faster than the flash but I am pretty sure with a combination of slowtime+ assassins rush i'd have the advantage.
 

Jack and Calumon

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Drizzitdude said:
Jack and Calumon said:
Drizzitdude said:
Jack and Calumon said:
Drizzitdude said:
Jack and Calumon said:
The Nanosuit....

You're all fucked.

Calumon: Ummm, I'm I'm a jewel that explodes when near other ones like me?
Hate to break it to you. I was playing Fable TLC and had just finished maxing out my hero. mYou may have a kickass suit, but i have the ability to slow time, assassin rush behind you beat you with my solus greatsword and put on a shield before u even know what happened. then once you are near your demise i will let me wasp kill you so that you will be my new summon Muwhahahaha!
I'm invisible. I can move super fast and kill anything with a strong punch. Plus, if I can stop a bullet, I can stop a sword. You may slow down time, but with my speed, it'd be like normal motion. You go behind me? Pfft, I already jumped above you and you're about to get a bop on the head.

Honestly, this is a fight I'd pay good money to see.

Calumon: Careful! I might shine, a bit...
Oh its on. And it doesnt really matter if your invisable, I could just enflame or better yet divine fury muwhahaha! Nothing quite as fun as getting impaled byu random beams of light energy. Hell even if I couldnt do that I could always just lightning it up I mean, I get your in a badass nano suit and everything but how many blasts of lightning could that thing take? Now how about a continuous stream of it?
What's that? I couldn't hear you over how short the range is compared to how fast I move! Divine Fury does have quite a charge time as well, plenty of time to leave and regain energy. Then, once you've stopped, sprint and POW! Right in the kisser.

Hope your magic meter doesn't run too low. I mean, my suit recharges energy, but it'd sure suck for you.

Calumon: I can swap with other things like me though! I know I can win!
oh no my magic meter ir running lo- *mana potion* Nevermind im cool. And I don't lnow what twisted demention you live in where the nano suit causes you to be faster than the flash but I am pretty sure with a combination of slowtime+ assassins rush i'd have the advantage.
Played Crysis? Speed lets you move faster than most the vehicles. All I need is a good open space, but even then I have my secret weapon. I can carry chickens into play.

I know you hero types, you can't resist those chickens.

Calumon: But... I can turn into something that destroys things like me! I can beat you all!
 

Canadamus Prime

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Monoochrom said:
So, now I have a Keyblade...and apparently also Boobs, that's part of her powers, right? (Aqua, KH: BBS)
You know, the Keyblade was so much more impressive when we thought there was only one of them, but now it seems like everyone and their dog has a Keyblade and the significance of it has diminished considerably.

OT: The Hero from Dragon Quest VI; so I have the power to warp between the real world and the world of dreams?
 

StraightToHeck

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from LA Noire, I'd get the ability to detect interesting things with my magical vibrating feet, but I won't be able to interpret anything anyone says to me ever again

I don't really want to do anything with that
 

Bravo 21

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start playing even moar sports!, I last played oblivion, and my character is fast and can jump 6 feet straight up. I see much more basketball in my future.
 

Frostbyte666

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Woo Fable 1, now I must reach my full heroic potential and either disembowel a dragon or try and take over the world....decisions decisions.
 

pspman45

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was playing League of Legends as Gentleman Cho' Gath
I guess I'd be a deadly monster who grows in size as he eats
but i'd do it with class!
 

Anezay

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Team Fortress 2. Are we combining all classes here? I'm super fast, super smart, can survive being shot more times than 50 cent, share temporary invulnerability with a friend, can disguise myself as other people, can turn invisible, am fireproof, can jump on top of explosions, can heal people from extensive damage, regenerate from injuries like freaking wolverine, and I have a great personality.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Monoochrom said:
canadamus_prime said:
Monoochrom said:
So, now I have a Keyblade...and apparently also Boobs, that's part of her powers, right? (Aqua, KH: BBS)
You know, the Keyblade was so much more impressive when we thought there was only one of them, but now it seems like everyone and their dog has a Keyblade and the significance of it has diminished considerably.

OT: The Hero from Dragon Quest VI; so I have the power to warp between the real world and the world of dreams?
If you know the lore then Sora's is still kind of special. But...all in all I agree, it became overkill for me the moment I saw Kairi fighting with one in KH2...I was like ''WTF!? How is it that everyone keeps telling me I'm this super duper special Keyblade Wielder but apparently a Hobo that found one in a Alley could do this?''

Edit: I now have the power of being really good a kicking people (Hworang, Tekken PSP)
Well I recall hearing from a friend of mine that there were supposed to be 3 main Keyblades, 1 for the world of Light, 1 for the world Darkness, and 1 for the world of Twilight (no, not that Twilight). I believe the one that Sora wields is the one from either the world of Light or Twilight, I'm not sure which, and Mickey wields the one from the world of Darkness (I think, please correct me if I'm wrong). I've not played any of the spin-off games (Birth by Sleep, 365/2 Days) so you probably know more about this than I do. But yeah, it was after that same part of KH2 that I began to question the significance of the Keyblade.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Monoochrom said:
canadamus_prime said:
Monoochrom said:
canadamus_prime said:
Monoochrom said:
So, now I have a Keyblade...and apparently also Boobs, that's part of her powers, right? (Aqua, KH: BBS)
You know, the Keyblade was so much more impressive when we thought there was only one of them, but now it seems like everyone and their dog has a Keyblade and the significance of it has diminished considerably.

OT: The Hero from Dragon Quest VI; so I have the power to warp between the real world and the world of dreams?
If you know the lore then Sora's is still kind of special. But...all in all I agree, it became overkill for me the moment I saw Kairi fighting with one in KH2...I was like ''WTF!? How is it that everyone keeps telling me I'm this super duper special Keyblade Wielder but apparently a Hobo that found one in a Alley could do this?''

Edit: I now have the power of being really good a kicking people (Hworang, Tekken PSP)
Well I recall hearing from a friend of mine that there were supposed to be 3 main Keyblades, 1 for the world of Light, 1 for the world Darkness, and 1 for the world of Twilight (no, not that Twilight). I believe the one that Sora wields is the one from either the world of Light or Twilight, I'm not sure which, and Mickey wields the one from the world of Darkness (I think, please correct me if I'm wrong). I've not played any of the spin-off games (Birth by Sleep, 365/2 Days) so you probably know more about this than I do. But yeah, it was after that same part of KH2 that I began to question the significance of the Keyblade.
As convulted as the Plot has become, I'm surely not the best guy to explain it. Basically it seems alot of People can generally wield a Keyblade (there are far more then 3, we're talking hundreds, thousands...google keyblade graveyard), they however have to be choosen by a Master and a Keyblade itself has to choose them. OK! So far so good? Apparently the Keyblade Sora has, was originally intended to be Rikus (which you know if you played the first Game), but then Riku went all bad and yadda so the Keyblade and the Worlds themselves decided Sora should be their Hero. So, now Riku has a different one, but Sora is special in the sense that he was given the Keyblade without someone explicitly deciding he should get one.

Atleast this is what I THINK is the reality of it, fact is, nobody can say that they KNOW as vague as the Game and the Director tend to be. If I were you I'd just consider every instance of ''OMG it's teh KEYBLADE MAST0R!!!1!'' in the first Game to have never happend, it will save you a headache.

But that is at best the tip of the Iceberg...if you have time (lots of it) and the ability to cope with the fact that the story is pretty much tied in 20000 Knots, hit up KHInsider or the KH Wiki, that will get you up to speed...not that it would be necessary, but if the 3rd ever actually comes out and you intend on playing it, I recommend you take atleast a Day to understand what the hell is going on and why there are so many things that were anything but obvious in the first two games that however nearly all took place before the second game.
Yeah this is why I think the series should have ended after KH2, before they brought in 358/2 Days and Birth By Sleep, because now the whole thing has become a terribly convoluted mess.
I know no fans of the series (or any series for that matter) want to hear this, but all good things MUST come to an end; presumably ideally before they either stagnate or become s tangled up convoluted mess. ...or both.