I could use [a href="http://bayonetta.wikia.com/wiki/Witch_Time"]Witch Time[/a] to "reallocate" the ill-gotten gains of people who partake in criminal/unethical activities. (Bayonetta)
Wait...on the other hand, thinking about what those kinds of witches have to give up
(ultimately, having to rend their own souls to the demonspawn of hell)
makes this kind of a major Lose/Lose scenario. Thanks a LOT OP?!?!
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I would probably go join UFC or the underground cage fighting equivalent (where it doesn't matter if you hit a guy so hard his head explodes)
(also, wtf is with having to watch an ad in order to get to the captcha?!)
Hm... Minecraft... Well, I live next to a forest. First, I'll need a crafting bench... Then perhaps I'd build a nice little bridge to anywhere. Although this round world would be a bit of a problem...
Good day to play an old game. Golden Sun 2 for the win. I can use the earth/wind/fire/water psyenergy now.... Must killer maker of Fridays. Hate that song.
Assuming my shields were charged, I'd try out the area charge and maybe the shockwave on the lawn furniture in my yard. (commander Shepherd, Vanguard, Mass Effect 2)
I was playing pokemon. I'm either a slowpoke or a regular ten year old boy with bad fashion sense.
EDIT: At least you could 'in theory' get self-narration powers and awesome military skill. If I had played my second last game instead, I'd be Chris Redfield, with the ability to loot relevant ammo from unarmed corpses and more muscle than is practical.
... So I can turn my cat into a sword? I'm not really sure how useful that would be (Mana Khemia.) Yeah the main guy from that game has other powers that are revealed later on that he can't control, but I think it would be a little too unfair if I had those.
Sooo, Leon Kennedy gives me his powers... does that mean that I can carry 80+KG of equipment with me at all times and have the ability to explode people's heads using a supplex?
Well...last game I was playing was Dynasty Warriors 5 Empires. So does that mean I get either Liu Bei's power over the common people? Or Zhao Yun's bravery?
Though it was Empires, my lord was Guan Yu, so do I get a super beard and strength? But I was playing as Sima Yi last, so maybe I get alot of intelligence and stragecic skills?
Go to a chicken wing factory, and use my new Kirby inhaling powers along with bottomless kirby stomach to eat as many chicken wings as the factory can produce.
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