The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Scizophrenic Llama]

Well, the last game I was playing was the Uncharted 3 beta, so I'm going to have Nathan Drake all up in my business.

Well, if I swung that way I'm sure I could do much, much worse.

 

[Kadoodle]

Last game was a little game on the iphone. The protagonist was a pig.

*shudders*



The game I played before that was WipEout HD. Here's hoping that the driver of my Assegai is a girl.

 

[Sammisaurus]

Well I last played Viva Pinata so... I guess that's myself. *sigh*

 

[Tom Phoenix]

Fiona Gureden from Super Robot Wars Reversal:

Why yes, Fiona, I always did think that you are really cute.

 

[Khinjarsi]

Last game was a little game on the iphone. The protagonist was a pig.

*shudders*



The game I played before that was WipEout HD. Here's hoping that the driver of my Assegai is a girl.

could be worse with your iphone. Last game before DA for me was Angry Birds.

 

[Wireboy]

oh boy....this is gonna be awkward...

dissidia doesn't have a true protagonist, so imma skip that one,

but i did play FF 9 before...

hello my little monkey friend

 

[ngl42398]

Samus Aran...awesome.

 

[Truniron]

ehm... Valkyria Cronicles II...Ok, since I can choose here (since all of them would be too much), I would like to go with Alexis, my favourite character from that game....oh wait...the protagonist! Would that mean Avan?? Not my lucky day, then

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Great. Luis Lopez from the Ballad Of Gay Tony... He'll fuck me in the night club bathroom and then never call me back. *sigh*

oh boy....this is gonna be awkward...

dissidia doesn't have a true protagonist, so imma skip that one,

but i did play FF 9 before...

hello my little monkey friend

No, Dissidia does count. You're getting gang-banged my friend.

 

[Hidan03]

Ummm..... okay before that!!

Uhhh.... no?

 

[Yosato]

Who exactly would be the main protagonist of Tetris? I vote for T-Block - he is by far the most versatile, though I doubt any of them would make a good sex partner.

 

[Venko Hardalov]

SACKboy.......

 

[PleasantAsAHeadcrab]

OH GOD, ALEX MERCER, NO! THIS CAN ONLY END IN TRAGEDY!
Also, your hair is seriously weird.

 

[Scde2]

Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher...
Uh sorry, while he's a total badass, he's not really my type. >.>

 

[Knife-28]

My pixilated self from Terraria?

Would that be some form of weird incest?

 

[corsair47]

My pixilated self from Terraria?

Would that be some form of weird incest?

yes, i'd consider it like screwing your pixelated twin.

 

[Pinkamena]

Oh God. The last game I played was... A My Little Pony game.
Actually I don't mind one bit.

 

[Dchao]

Ratchet what are you doing trying to have you way with me? You have galaxies to save! Okay you can fondle my balls for just a bit longer I guess..

 

[Sacman]

Alice from Alice Madness Returns... not bad I guess... The whole being crazy thing is pretty cool...<.<

 

[wadark]

Um...Cole McGrath, infamous 1...I'm thoroughly shocked now. Especially after Yahtzee's cross-dressing art competition.