The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[English Stew]

J.C. Denton from Deus Ex...

Yeah, no. Not only is he a man, but he's not even an attractive man. He's like a blocky-face Kenue Reeves.

Also, I'm worried he may have certain augmentations that would really make things hurt.

 

[trollnystan]

Well Altaïr, you're kinda of a douche... But you're a sexy douche. Rawr baby!

 

[t3h br0th3r]

Damnit! I knew I should have played Heavenly Sword today!!!

As it stands, last game I played was Chrono Trigger, but I had Marle and Lucca in my party, so I guess it's all right (as handsome as Chrono is, I only look that direction when David Tennant is involved).

Lucky you. The last game i played is WoW...on my Male Tauren hunter.

My brain just broke.

 

[hctib_elttil]

at last justification for replaying super metroid
well i was also playing league of legends last night but that dosnt really have a protagonist

 

[Carbo]

Funny I should see this thread after I just got off playing Metroid Prime Trilogy.

Hahahaha.

Fuck yes.

 

[electronicgoat]

Minecraft. If you mean the general survivalist character of the game, then I guess I should probably run. It must get pretty lonely for that guy.
If you mean my skin, I'm currently Wayward Vagabond from Homestuck, I'd try to reason with him.

 

[The Random One]

*Pictures Heavy from TF2 saying 'IT IS SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!'*

*shivers*

 

[NightHawk21]

Hmm, well I think she'll have a hard time showing her intentions when she responds to "say apple" by jumping.

 

[Saarai-fan]

Uh....the demo for Sonic Generations?

Spoiler

Uh oh.

Oh no. Sonic's coming in too fast!

*Rimshot.*

Played Sonic Adventure 2 last time, and the character I played last was...

Never gone furry before, but I sure as hell wouldn't mind. So hell yes. Besides, it could of gone worse. I could of played Eggman last. Ugh...

 

[Last Hugh Alive]

The Saints Row 2 protagonist, eh? Well I can mold her (prefereably "her") to be whatever kind of person I want her to be which ain't so bad.

I just wish I didn't have to keep calling her "protagonist".

 

[chainer1216]

Me: "Batman, you want to have sex with me?...why?!"
Batman: "..."
Batman: "because i'm the god damned Batman!

 

[spielberg11]

Ezio Auditore De dubeddy whatever it was?

Well, after being rejected by Caterina Sforza, I guess you'll take anything now...

 

[Rooster893]

Uh....the demo for Sonic Generations?

Spoiler

Uh oh.

Oh no. Sonic's coming in too fast!

*Rimshot.*

Played Sonic Adventure 2 last time, and the character I played last was...

Never gone furry before, but I sure as hell wouldn't mind. So hell yes. Besides, it could of gone worse. I could of played Eggman last. Ugh...

You lucky son of a *****. I love Rouge.

 

[CommanderKirov]

"Soap" MacTavish?

GO TO HELL STEAM SUMMER SALE! GO! TO! HELL!

 

[Tsun Tzu]

E'lara from Hunted? Fine with me. That or the Female Noble 6. Which is also perfectly fine, though with the latter I may break a bone or several...dozen.

 

[Dalmonite]

A Spiral Knight.

I.....don't even know how that'd work. 8I

 

[Grotch Willis]

I last played Left 4 Dead, and look no farther than Zoey. I'm set.

 

[Noel Vermillion]

BlazBlue CS.

...

Hmm... who's the protagonist of that? Ragna or Noel? Either one is good. ;D

What about Jin's Icy Sword...or would you rather take on Hazama's 'huge snake'?

But Hazama is an antagonist. Otherwise I'd totally do him all the different ways.

 

[Gothproxy]

Alice, from the new American McGee game, Madness Returns. Not a bad sort of girl, if I was into sudo-psychotic goth. But as long as there was no sharp stabbing instrument anywhere in the vicinity.