The Pub (an open RP/ Character Workshop for any and all.)

[JoJo]

"Oh I see whats going on here...this is some elaborate joke, a ummm holographic scheme of some sort well Im telling you wright now Im onto yall"

The lobster looked up from his glass, almost at the same time two humans, a droid, some sort of dog and a thing had all entered the bar. He tipped his military cap to them in greeting.


"It's as real as the ground beneath your dactylus," he replied to the questioner, thinking the scriptural quote was most appropriate for the situation, even if it wasn't strictly accurate.

 

[Azurand]

<spoiler=Bearon>
race: Bearon is a humanoid creature known as a phototroph.
Sex: Male
Age: 50 on his world, which is the equivalent of 23 for a human.
Appearance: Green skin that contains chlorophyll, which he uses to produce energy. wears what resembles a toga.
Personality: Although he doesn't eat, Bearon loves the taste of raw alcohol. He is friendly when someone else initiates a conversation first, but is rearely the life of the party. He is often sleepy when not in direct sunlight.
[/spoiler],


Bearon woke up with his face on the table of the booth he had fallen asleep in, looking around he observed that everybody who had been in the bar when he entered had now left and that a number of new customers were entering. Feeling only a little refreshed from his sleep at the booth, Bearon walked over to the bar to order a drink.
'Surprise me with something strong, I need something to wake me up.' He said, pulling out a small object that resembled a nicotine patch, but produced UV light instead. As he waited at the bar he stuck the patch on his right shoulder and looked around the pub.

 

[Captain Anon]

"Oh I see whats going on here...this is some elaborate joke, a ummm holographic scheme of some sort well Im telling you wright now Im onto yall"

"Heh........you'd be surprised at how many people have said that when they enter, but to my knowledge none have once they've left" I said pulling out a cigarette and a match, striking it against the bar I lit my cigarette and blow a breath of smoke upwards to the ceiling, as I turn round face to Clade I smile and walk up to him "Clade good to see you!, been a long time since The Mall eh, how have you been my friend?" I said holding out my hand to shake

 

[Clade-170]

I let out a long sigh then shake Anon's hand with a friendly smile, "ben better Im telling ya, It seems fate likes to put me in odd situations" I shoot a glance at the lobster guy, "From the ocean I presume?". I ask in a more playful way then offensive

 

[Hussmann54]

Kin began to administer drinks. Keeping small talk with a few. Ana returned, cleaned up and began to work next to her husband.

 

[JoJo]

"From the ocean I presume?"

"I've lived there in the past," Marcus shrugged, "though I'm a Martian lobster by birth. I prefer Earth overall, more colourful and a pleasant place to live as long as you watch out for the lobster pots."

 

[Captain Anon]

"ben better Im telling ya, It seems fate likes to put me in odd situations"

"well come sit down and you can tell me all about it over a several rounds of drinks" I said gesturing to sit with him

 

[Clade-170]

"well come sit down and you can tell me all about it over a several rounds of drinks"

"sounds good to me" I take a final look around and finaly take a seat next to Anon. "do you recall the last thing I did in the mall?" I ask with a smug grin as if Im about to say something crazy

"though I'm a Martian lobster by birth. I prefer Earth overall, more colourful and a pleasant place to live as long as you watch out for the lobster pots."

"Ahhh yes, I see how that would be a danger to you, but im glad you managed to handle yourself" I nod in Marcus's direction

 

[drmigit2]

In a flash, a neurotic looking man barged into the pub. He seemed jittery, his eyes scanning the room for someone. He had a gun holstered in his pocket and a badge marking his status as sheriff around these parts. He was more than agitated to say the least, in fact he seemed so burdened with anger that he could just be drowned in a sea of rage. The man rushed up to the bar, shoving a few patrons out of his way and said straight to the bar tender. "I need FIVE shots of your strongest whiskey now!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"do you recall the last thing I did in the mall?"

"you know it's the strangest thing but I can't, I guess this is what happens when you've lived for more than 500 years" I said before taking a long sip of my drink

OCC: I count The Mall pages in hundreds since my arrival and turn it into years

 

[Clade-170]

"I need FIVE shots of your strongest whiskey now!"

"woe man, take it easy Im sure theirs enough for everyone". I study the man alittle further, "damn, you ok? you look like youve ben through hell"

"you know it's the strangest thing but I can't, I guess this is what happens when you've lived for more than 500 years"

"well...then I guess in simpler terms, do you remember a dragon?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"well...then I guess in simpler terms, do you remember a dragon?"

I sit back in my chair taking a moment to think "was that the one when we were hunting a dragon and we made an elaborate trap for it which involved Lambs, a fake farm in a canyon and me, you and the others taking up sniper positions around the top of said canyon with explosives or the one when you befriended a dragon and it followed us around for a while?" I said making all of it sound like it's amazingly awesome to be a Mall Fighter

 

[drmigit2]

"damn, you ok? you look like youve ben through hell"

The man turns over to the one who called him. Now in the light, everyone could see the man was wrinkled and had a retreating hairline, he was out of shape, but still thin, he looked like he hadn't eaten in weeks. His gun was a revolver and seemed oversized for whatever job he could have. His eyes were a bright blue and contrasted with his otherwise defeated face. He seemed unenthused that someone was talking to him other than the bartender. He got up.

"Alright, who the hell told you to talk to me? Huh? Oh just because someone goes in a bar he has to talk to everyone in a three mile radius? Fuck you dude, I am here for a drink, what right does pond-scum like you have to even ask if I am okay?" He goes in close and whispers "I'm just peachy."

He then turns round back to the bar and yells to the bartender "Barkeep! Make it six!"

 

[Captain Anon]

[just after The Sheriff insulted Clade]

"Alright, who the hell told you to talk to me? Huh? Oh just because someone goes in a bar he has to talk to everyone in a three mile radius? Fuck you dude, I am here for a drink, what right does pond-scum like you have to even ask if I am okay?"

*he did not just call him scum, oh no he didn't* I thought standing up myself "Oi that's my friend you're calling Pond-scum there Sheriff! so I suggest you calm yourself and sit back" I said glaring at him

 

[Hussmann54]

"Take it easy" Kin says. He is wiping the bar off of a few peanut shells, he remains calm and collected. "If you can't play nice, you won't play here at all. 'nuff said?"

 

[Clade-170]

"Alright, who the hell told you to talk to me? Huh? Oh just because someone goes in a bar he has to talk to everyone in a three mile radius? Fuck you dude, I am here for a drink, what right does pond-scum like you have to even ask if I am okay?" He goes in close and whispers "I'm just peachy."

After he done finished I blinked, caught a little off guard by his outburst "Ummm...srry for being a friendly person, fuck, if I bothered you that much all you had to do was say it. Ill just take my friendliness elsewhere" I stood to sit in another location but before I do, I shoot a glance at his hair, my eyes begone to glow red, a few brief seconds later his hair suddenly combusted into flames. Then I walk happily to a booth on the other side of the pub, waving to Anon to join me.

 

[Captain Anon]

I pick up my drink and a bottle as I watch The Sheriff's hair catch on fire, walking over to the booth I sit down facing the bar for tactial advantages just in case of a gunfight "new power?" I said to him

 

[Clade-170]

A sly smile came over my face, "yea I geuss so, something I picked up upon after the mall" I take a deep breath then continued. "anyways like I was saying, Im still body body with that dragon, and it turns out hes very knowledgeable for a dragon" I look around then lean closer and say in a whisper "how would you like in on the job of a life time?". Then I cross my hands together in a fashion of confidence and excitement all in one.

 

[Captain Anon]

"how would you like in on the job of a life time?"

"yea I geuss so, something I picked up upon after the mall, anyways like I was saying"

"hm I have something similar, watch" I said as all the candles in the pub suddenly lit up and pointed towards me, holding my hand I snap my fingers and they all go out "depends, is it a two man job, are we going to die a lot and we will need several pounds of C4?" I said before taking a long sip of my drink