The pun's thread

[Thedarkness77]

Post any pun's you can think of wheather their funny or stupid.

You can say that getting a 666 in a RPG is unholy experience.

 

[Shockolate]

You spun a good thread here.

Yeah, I got nothing.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Puns are situational. Kind of hard and inappropriate to just spew them out on demand.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Um, This right here is a pun.

 

[TAGM]

Well, here's hoping this will turn out to be at least a little punny.

 

[Eumersian]

Here we go:

 

[unoleian]

The spaghetti kept pressing forward. It had no choice. It was pasta point of no return.

 

[Anarchemitis]

What a punny thread.

That statement was just as agonizing to understand as this thread strives to be.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I wondered why that brick was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[Harlemura]

Some people use their imagination to think up jokes. I use mine to think what to Google so I can use other people's.

 

[DuderSkanks]

Started by Atilla the Pun

 

[JRCB]

I thought I had a shitty job. Then I cleaned a septic tank.

 

[SilverStuddedSquirre]

i work with a Indo-Canadian who is half-Jamacan. We call him a Pun-Jah-bi. OOOOH do i get a multiplier for having Pun in the word?

A GUY named Mark I work with shot himself in the Knee with a nail gun, but caused no real harm. He just hit meat. This is now known as MARKSMANSHIP at my job.

The banter on the inside of the Blue Jiffyjhons is Shitter Twitter.

I'm going to stop because i have an unlimited supply. I'm Irish, I've kissed the Stone, and my name is Shamus.

 

[DasDestroyer]

CAPTCHA: not faidis
I thought it was "not lupus"

 

[dWintermut3]

Remember, if you outlaw puns, only outlaws will have puns.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Well, I don't seem to be punctual, but usually we have a term of reference.

Simply saying, post a pun is like asking a comedian to be funny. It's a LOT easier (and possible) with reference.

Give me something and I promise to have you groaning

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Oh, this is a true life one.

1966, Ohio, the last words of James French, sitting in the electric chair.

"How's this for a headline? 'French Fries'"

Bad-ass!

 

[Evil Moo]

i work with a Indo-Canadian who is half-Jamacan. We call him a Pun-Jah-bi. OOOOH do i get a multiplier for having Pun in the word?

No, that was positively pungent, you must be punished, punk. Punditically I must pass judgement. Maybe a punch in the face, or perhaps I should punt something at you, a couple of puncture wounds should suffice. Either way I had better be punctual........... Whoops, looks like I used too much punctuation there.

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[Genixma]

Alright how bout these ones? Horrible I know.

 

[SilverStuddedSquirre]

i work with a Indo-Canadian who is half-Jamacan. We call him a Pun-Jah-bi. OOOOH do i get a multiplier for having Pun in the word?

No, that was positively pungent, you must be punished, punk. Punditically I must pass judgement. Maybe a punch in the face, or perhaps I should punt something at you, a couple of puncture wounds should suffice. Either way I had better be punctual........... Whoops, looks like I used too much punctuation t

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Punjent! but the rule is Zero- PUNctuation! Punitive expiditions have been mounted by Irish assassins paid many Punt to forestall further post-warring: codename, Operation Rappunzel.