An Inuit was paddling along in a kayak for quite a while, and frostbite was starting so set in. In an attempt to stay warm, he set fire to the kayak, but it created a large hole and it sank. The lesson is that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What do you get if you combine an elephant and a rhino? El-if-i-no.
What do you call someone with a shovel on their head? Doug.
What do you call someone without a shovel on their head? Douglas.
Okay, I'll stop now.
What do you get if you combine an elephant and a rhino? El-if-i-no.
What do you call someone with a shovel on their head? Doug.
What do you call someone without a shovel on their head? Douglas.
Okay, I'll stop now.