Despite what you might think, attempting to run away from anything (especially something that is nothing and yet has the appetite of a particularly large
something) without any legs and only one arm is usually considered a bad move in general. Most people would simply accept their fate and allow themselves to be swallowed/eaten/quickly disassembled atom-by-atom; Beuxhart, however, rather did enjoy a challenge.
Not to mention he and the Void were old buds.
A series of thuds were made as the Blade of Shadows appeared in the arena and fell out of the air in several small pieces. "Guess I wasn't able to hit an Inn before starting up again, huh? Coulda used a bed for it's mysterious healing powers." Leaning over, Beuxhart grabbed one of his severed legs and the lower part of his torso (both removed by yours truly) and began to work the jigsaw puzzle that was the remains of his body.
"Nothing, old friend, how has it been?!" yelled the man as he twisted one of his legs back into place (luckily the parts of his body that had been appeared alongside him not too far away). Upon receiving no response (aside from the Void moving ever closer), Beuxhart nodded solemnly and slid his lower torso back into place. "Yeah, same here. Everyone nowadays seems to be a ***** in comparison to those long summer nights we spent together. Not to mention it's hard to tackle a kegger without you, bro."
Again, no response. Whether or not Beuxhart truly expected one (or was possibly hearing his own within his head) wasn't entirely clear- though the Void was barely ten meters away and the distance between the Dark one and Famine was quickly disappearing. Literally. His other leg smashed into place, Beuxhart pushed himself off of the ground, a small frown playing across his lips. "Baby, I didn't leave you. I've simply been on vacation for a while and haven't had the time or means to call. Hell, you don't even have a cell phone, Nothing."
The last severed limb lay several feet away from the man, a bit too close to the Void for his personal comfort. He may have once visited the End of Everything, an act that gave him power beyond his imagination, but that didn't mean he had any sort of real alliance with Nothing. After all, it's rather impossible for one to make any sort of friendship with something that doesn't speak, feel, see, etc, etc. Hell, Beuxhart didn't even remember what had happened there or how he even managed to return from the Abyss.
Not that any of that mattered right about now.
Beuxhart dashed forward, an act that would have been much simpler if he had put his legs on the correct sides. Falling flat on his face, Beuxhart had somehow covered just enough ground to reach his arm; however, Famine also appeared to have covered a lot of ground as well. Staring directly into the Void, Beuxhart muttered what would, most likely, be his final words.
"Ah, shit."
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"The Hive, huh... How quaint."
Somehow perceiving his time would best be spent not looking at a large sign with the words "THE HIVE" written on it with big, yellow print (several bumblebees with smiles floated amongst the letters), Mr. Charles Taylor looked around the rather large, open room for a way out. He had long since noted the presence of another in this place, as well as the ever-approaching wall of Nothingness. Neither of these revelations interested him- he simply knew he had to find a way to delve deeper into this "Hive" before the Void devoured him. If his opponent died due to the fact that Famine had devoured him... Well, it wouldn't be much of a chip off of his shoulder.
After about half a minute, Chuck found a rather large door. He was a bit surprised he hadn't seen it sooner (it was stark white against the deep yellow of the rest of the hive, making it rather hard to miss), but he supposed it really didn't matter at the moment. He tapped the steel door experimentally with the toe of his shoe before noting two rather large green lights on either side of the door. A small grin appeared on his features as he drew his blade, elongating the blade until it was just long enough to hit the button opposite to the one the Drifter was standing at. Still smiling, he hit the button closest to him and swung his weapon...
Causing the mechanism to shatter. A loud fizzing noise emitted from the button, followed by the eruption of several sparks and a low pitched whine. It was, quite obviously, broken.
Cursing, the Drifter swung his weapon at the door, which did little else than make a loud
dink! as it bounced off of the metal. After a few more enraged slashes, Chuck took a deep, calming breath and readjusted his hat. There would be another door. There was always another door.
With that reassuring realization, the slight grin returned to the Drifter's lips. However, shortly following this realization came another one that was much more disturbing: the Void was rather closer than it had been mere moments ago. Also, his opponent was still alive as well, which made for fun times all around. He could actually see the man now, laying down before the Void and waiting for it to devour him.
"How foolish..." the Drifter muttered, turning on his heel. If the man was dumb enough to allow himself to be taken into Nothing, then he deserved his fate. It wasn't like he would be of any use to Charles...
Spinning around, the Drifter made a mad dash for the fallen cloaked man. If he made it to the next door, a similar locking mechanism would probably hold the damned portal closed. Even one as stupid as this man appeared to be would be able to do something as simple as pressing a button, right? He had to have some cognitive capacity to have made it past his first battle.
Grabbing one of the dark clothed man's legs, Charles tore him away from the Void with surprising ease. Either this man was incredibly light, or Chuck had somehow grown in strength exponentially in the last few minutes, as the man flew through the air and crashed into the dense steel wall.
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"Thanks ma--" Beuxhart's heartfelt reply was cut short as several tons of steel connected with his facial structure. Sliding down the wall, Beuxhart snapped his fingers, causing a large portal to open directly next to him. He motioned with to it with his still severed arm (as it's rather hard to speak with your face smashed into a wall) before pulling himself into it.
Once he was on the other side, Beuxhart cut off his legs again and put them on their correct sides before ramming his other arm into place. The Drifter had, apparently, made it in the portal before Beuxhart and was staring at him rather intently.
"You can remove and reattach your limbs? What a useless ability."
Frowning, Beuxhart pushed himself off the ground and knocked on the wall directly behind him. "Yes, it's almost as useless as opening portals through one-foot thick steel barriers and saving your ass. You're welcome, by the way."
The disgusted look on the Drifter's features gave Beuxhart much more satisfaction than it should have. He motioned at another wall several feet away, thus making a second portal appear on it and bowed to his newfound ally. "After you, good sir."
Several mumbled curses tumbled out of the Drifter's mouth, nevertheless he stalked towards the vortex and stepped through it. Beuxhart followed shortly thereafter, noting that the wall he had just passed through had disappeared into nothingness as he entered the next level of the Hive.
"You know, this whole "Escaping the Void" thing is a lot simpler than I first assumed it would be. Granted, I'm kind of cheating- but stupid is as stupid does and you can't outrun the Void without throwing some ponies in the way, as I always say."
A sort of quizzical glare was the only response Beuxhart received from his companion, not that he expected much more. Shrugging, he pointed at the next wall and snapped his fingers again, however, nothing appeared to happen. Frowning, he snapped his fingers again and again, each time receiving no results. He turned to the Drifter and cocked his head to the side, sticking a pinky in his ear. "I think I may have run out of juice. Either that, or it's one o' them 'Anti-portal Fuck You' doors. The good news is that we're totally boned now. Bad news is that the Void has nothing to bone us with."
Beuxhart's statement was, once again, met with limited response. Instead, the Drifter began to sprint down the corridor the two men had found themselves within. Beuxhart casually jogged along behind him, noting that the Void would be tearing through the walls in a few seconds. "You know, it's kind of hard to outrun something when you're surrounded by it."
"Surrounded? It was coming from one direction, imbecile."
"Well, yes... originally. The wall was made of a super-dense steel somethingoranother. The Void breaks down everything in front of it atom-by-atom and, since the steel had so much mass, it took longer to tear down than, say, the air and floor of the room we started in. Because the steel was so massive and because it took so long to tear through, the Void kind of had time to wrap itself around the rest of this place. Or something like that- I may just be spouting off hogwash about now."
By now, the odd duo had reached another doorway, not dissimilar to the one the Drifter had encountered. Beuxhart smashed the button above him as the Drifter did the same, causing the doorway to open. Once inside the portal, several large, shiny buttons that bore labels like "Instant Matter Spray" and "Void Blocking Wall" on them hung on the wall directly next to Beuxhart. Contemplating the buttons for a moment, Beuxhart nodded before hitting as many of them as he physically could in about two seconds and running through the quickly closing door.
"You know, this is getting old pretty fast, mate. I vote we skip ahead to something far more interesting."
"For once, I understood what you had to say, and I most definitely agree."
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A large red button with the words "Press for Big Bang" written beneath it lay on a smooth, black table. The glass above it had been smashed and the button pressed inward. Directly in front of the button stood two men who were both smoking rather large cigars, sipping daintily on tea and carrying rather large machine guns.
"Those last couple of rooms were intense, bro. I never knew wolves could grow wings and rocket launchers."
"It was a bit odd, yes. Sort of like something you would come up with as well, I think."
Taking a rather large puff on his cigar, Beuxhart nodded before draining the rest of his glass of tea and mumbling: "Indeed, good sir. Now all that's left is for me to kill you... or the other way around. Eh... was the objective for this mission to die after ten minutes?"
"I believe it was survive for fifteen, you nitwit."
"Ah... My mistake. Well... we've got quite a bit of time left, I think- what with the whole recreation of the Universe keeping ol' Voidy away. What say you and I attempt to decapitate each other with swords?"
"What say you shut up and we both just wait for another six minutes or so and let our Overseer decide who goes on?"
"What say... Ah, fuck it." Beuxhart drew his weapon and slashed it at the man in a single movement. Had the Drifter not been inhumanly fast, the blow would have removed the man's head from his shoulders and most likely would have killed him as well. Without so much as batting an eyelash, Charles angled his recently acquired gun and pulled the trigger, sending several dozen bullets flying at the Blade of Shadows.
Somehow, every single shot missed.
"Whoa... I didn't know it was possible to miss with that many bullets at that close of range. Good show, ma--"
The sword that the Drifter was holding had somehow found it's way into Beuxhart's throat, thus cutting his congratulations short. Confused, the Voidling tapped the blade with his free hand and mouthed the word "Ouch" at Chuck.
"You were the one who proposed we decapitate each other."
Nodding, Beuxhart stepped forward, pushing the weapon further into his throat. A brief look of dismay crossed the Drifter's features before he twisted the weapon and slashed outward, nearly removing his head. A swift second blow followed this, removing Beuxhart's skull rather effectively. His body took another step forward before falling forward onto the floor at the Drifter's feet.
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"That wasn't very nice, mate. I expected more from you... Like... Real, true friendship."
The Drifter raised an eyebrow as Beuxhart's body pushed itself up off of the ground, dusted itself off and resumed sitting next to the man. Picking up the cigar he had been smoking, Beuxhart took a long pull on it (via the stump that remained of his head) before picking up his severed noggin and returning it to it's former place of rest (i.e. his neck).
"You were the one who attacked me, fool."
"I have a name, you know. I simply cannot recall what it was about now. Do I have something in my brain?"
A loud, rather comical sucking noise was made as the Drifter removed a rather large piece of glass from the Voidling's head. Upon pulling the shard out of his skull, Beuxhart nodded and grinned, offering a hand to his companion. "Right, my name is Kliss... I think. Something, something Soulbender."
"You don't sound so sure of yourself," replied the Drifter, neglecting to even note the presence of Beuxhart's hand in his general vicinity. "You may refer to me as 'The Drifter'."
"The Drifter? So... you're a sailor then? A sailor with lots of crap luck who runs out of fuel and then ends up
drifting?"
Beuxhart's grin was cut short by being decapitated a second time within the last few minutes.
"Beuxhart. The name's Beuxhart."