the REAL way to make a silent kill

[teebeeohh]

you people are freaking me out. i am leaving and making some hot chocolate.

 

[DarkRyter]

If we're clearing myths here...

Gum will not remain in the digestive tract for 7 years. It'll act like most other inedible matter when eaten. It will "pass" in a few hours.

 

[Azurian]

Give me a few Burritos and leave me in the room with the target and I'll show you a silent kill .

 

[MacLeRoy]

ive only four words for you: alone, gun with silencer. Did i win?

What gun exactly?

Edit: Matter of fact what ammo?

Edit2: And which brand of suppressor?

does this mean i didnt win?? :/

Alright second answer: kill them, with kindness!!

And if that didnt work, chloroform them, then drown while unconscience. Thats all i got...

 

[spartan231490]

I don't know, too many variables. Probably less than a minute, but it would take longer than you think, especially if you only cut one jugular. What you really want to aim for is the carotid, since that pumps blood to the brain, and cutting it drops blood pressure in the brain which can cause a person to pass out. They also bleed out faster. The Artery under the arm is actually supposed to be a faster bleed-out than even a carotid cut(something rediculous like 18 seconds is what I heard), it's one of the most popular methods for butchering pigs because it's the fastest.

True but landing a hit there is nigh-impossible. The area is obscured by loose clothing and hands are naturally down, not up.

Another technique is going for the subclavian artery/vein in the shoulder. Supposedly 5 seconds or less until the opponent is unconscious, 10 until death. Depends on whether the cut is smooth or jagged and if the artery is transected partially or wholly though.

Pretty sure that's the same artery, just a different access point. You are talking about the one on top of the shoulder near where the shoulder meets the neck right?

ive only four words for you: alone, gun with silencer. Did i win?

Silenced gunfire is still very loud, a great deal louder than a guy thrashing a gurgling, although probably still quieter than a full-blown scream.

From behind with a knife your best bet would be to simultaneously cover their mout while stabbing the in the neck about halfway back and push the knife forward your hitting the carotid and jugular as well as severing their wind pipe they become unconscious almost immediately due to the drop in blood pressure and will bleed out in 10-15 seconds even if the remained conscious they can't screan become you've cut their wind pipe and have their mouth covered, then you lower them to the ground, snapping someones neck is iffy depending on hieght and positioning it can be trick to get the leverage you need to actually break the neck. Most

I've been thinking, and a good stab/twist to the heart wouldn't be a bad idea either. It should result in the same blood pressure drop as the carotid cut and it's easier. It's also a little easier to miss too, so I can't really decide which is your best bet. On the other hand, it's gonna be pretty hard to get the leverage you need to shove a blade through the throat like that, although you're pretty likely to take out at least one carotid on the stab anyway, so it's not that crucially important. Still, I can't imagine it would be easy, that is a lot of cutting surface and you don't have the advantage of momentum.

 

[Warlord211]

Muffling the victim until he bleeds out (which does not take long with the jugular cut, I'm certain)will result in, if not utterly silent, at least a kill you won't be able to hear if there's moderate background noise. Also, the windpipe below the larynx would be severed, so all you'd hear would be gasping and gurgling. Once again, not quiet as a mouse but you're not gonna hear it if you aren't in the same room.

It takes a while.

See video:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=176_1187215494

Graphic content warning, obviously.

I couldn't bring myself to watch that video.

 

[Blackpapa]

@spartan231490 Indeed, that's the spot. It's much more exposed than going for the armpit and harder to miss.

As for the heart you'd have to piece BOTH walls for it to be instantly effective. And that's not as easy as it sounds.

 

[dystopiaINC]

Huh? Slicing the jugular is one of the most efficient types of killing available, just clamp your hand over their mouth to muffle the gurglin' and off you pop to another slaughter.

not the jugular. the Carotid arteries jugular is a vein there is less blood pressure in a vein than an artery it's the difference of a slow steady bleeding or spurting blood until the heart stops. the Jugular is closer to the surface while the arteries are deeper and harder to hit.

 

[Blackpapa]

Muffling the victim until he bleeds out (which does not take long with the jugular cut, I'm certain)will result in, if not utterly silent, at least a kill you won't be able to hear if there's moderate background noise. Also, the windpipe below the larynx would be severed, so all you'd hear would be gasping and gurgling. Once again, not quiet as a mouse but you're not gonna hear it if you aren't in the same room.

It takes a while.

See video:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=176_1187215494

Graphic content warning, obviously.

I couldn't bring myself to watch that video.

Ain't war hell?

If that's any comfort none of those in the video are still alive today.

 

[BristolBerserker]

Summon a black hole? Or snap their neck. Or smother them with that pillow you picked up, thinking 'when am i going to see another one of those'. You could of gone for the machine gun but those terrorists already have those so you could just pick one up from the guy you smothered.

 

[RivFader86]

Sleeper hold is the most quiet kill, provided you have the strength to pull it off. The best way to use a knife though is to actually stab it through the side of the neck until it comes out the other side, then pull it towards the face, effectively splitting the throat open. It's much more efficient than a simple slice across the throat.

you don't need much force you just have to do it right.the problem with that is that it takes about up to 10 seconds until the person is out cold during that time a lot can happen (what exactly depends on the person obviously) and when you are standing up you can't control the others legs which will be all over the place...choking someone out is not like in the movies where they sneak up behind someone and poof the go limp....just put your index fingers to the left and right of your throat (about the height of your adams apple if you are a man) on your jugular (you will know when you are in the right place) and start to slowly apply pressure and see how it feels and ask yourself if you won't kick everything you can reach while someone does it to you (guess i don't have to tell you you shouldn't to this for a long time (doubt you could if you tried..never have) or do it often (least of all because of the whooping headache it will give you))


PS: Since there is a lot of knifey stuff around...the kidneys...tons of nerve endings in there (you pretty much just freeze up) and close to the abdominal aorta (bleeds to death in seconds)


PSS: Just to clarify the choke out stuff is expierence (in sports ofc not going around choking random people ;P) the stabbing stuff i heard in some documentary about assassination methods or assassin groups

 

[Nexus4]

Clasp a hand over the mouth. Wrap your arms around victims neck, stand side on and thrust your hip into his back causing him to arch backwards off the ground. Pull tightly and wait until the struggling stops. Doesn't require a lot of strength to do and is pretty difficult to fight off if you are taken unawares.

 

[martin's a madman]

My dad was in the Paras and he said the same thing. Video games can be so misleading, but at least they aren't "teaching kids to kill", right?

Not teaching them very well at least.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Incredibly creepy thread, but, yes the OP is absolutely correct, though I think it's more about damaging the brain stem than the medulla oblongata. Either or would do ya though.

A sleeper hold can be silent, but it takes a while longer.

A certain throat hold can instantly make anyone your *****. They're your ***** because if they move too much, they'll rupture something and probably die. I doubt it's quiet though.

 

[Kargathia]

Or, y'know, you could just forgive them for kicking the ball on to your front garden.

No no, the ball only got them a beating. This time they actually went and scratched the car!

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

Why is the majority of people posting to this thread acting like they know what they're talking about? Unless you're posting this from a jail cell, I doubt anyone actually does.

The military don't even go into this stuff that much anymore. Fighting with knives/bayonets is so last century. Hell, nowadays soldiers don't even kill people with guns, believe it or not. It's all about holding position until you can get in artillery or a gunship to blow up whoever's shooting at you. They say in Iraq, for every 250,000 rounds fired, only one combatant is actually killed by small arms fire.

 

[WolfThomas]

My friends who was in the infantry was to taught to slit throats, but to do it differently to what you see on films/tv, you have the blade face away from them and you, you stab in the neck and then cut forward in a flicking motion, faster and less chance of cutting yourself.

Now I've never done it so I don't know if that's true or not, but I've seen it done on (legally) shot Kangaroos to put them out their misery and it seems to work.

 

[Berethond]

If you have a thin, less strong knife there's another way called 'Pulling the Plug' where you insert it right above their first vertebrae and then twist sharply. Snaps the brain stem right in half.

 

[VaderMan92]

The only real silent kill is to saturate your targets area with nukes. Its silent because there wont be anyone left to hear it...that counts right?