The Reaper's Game

[Deathsong17]

The game of life, so I win by default against death

But you're already dead...

But I need to be revived for game. Death can't follow me, so I've basicaly tricked him.

 

[RYjet911]

He'd be up against me in a game of Worms Armageddon, on my own custom 'World War' theme where you only get mortars, cluster bombs and shotguns as standard.

>_> I find it easy to love someone who plays Worms Armageddon...

Butbut.. Exploding cows man! You cant leave them out

They aren't really world war themed though.

The idea is you get those as standard, then most of the more realistic weapons (bazooka, molotov, uzi, minigun, molotov and girders to name the ones I can recall without bringing the game up) are available in crates.

I've got another scheme for cows.

 

[Shantari Extanu]

What if you challenge him to play a video game? The controllers would be connected to the same platform, and they would clearly have direct connection to each other through electricity. If death used one controller, wouldn't simply holding another kill you ?

>_> This is where the xbox jumps in and ejaculates into your hair for having Wireless controlers.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I would play Calvinball.

 

[MrGFunk]

Connect 4, Cluedo, or Battleships (more cookies for the reference).

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Damn Right!!

I love the rock paper scissors idea.

A single round of rock-paper-scizzors. Leave it up to fate.

Genius

 

[Hawgh]

A game of Chicken, can't really lose, can't really win. Would be good enough for me.

 

[Krakyn]

What if you challenge him to play a video game? The controllers would be connected to the same platform, and they would clearly have direct connection to each other through electricity. If death used one controller, wouldn't simply holding another kill you ?

>_> This is where the xbox jumps in and ejaculates into your hair for having Wireless controlers.

Um...all current-gen consoles have wireless controllers. It's pretty obvious what you're a fanboy of, though.

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

Why would a being responsible for, like, helping people move from this life to after life want to make exceptions just for you?

I prefer Death from Discworlds series here -_-

But... It depends. Can it be ANY game whatsoever? Because if the reaper is made out of bones and all, you could probably beat it in wrestling or just a lot of mobility and flexibility based games like tennis or badminton easily. If it's that super-dooper-natural that it's made out of bones and moves like a ninja, then some video game or chess. Or you can do like a trick question and pick a game that can last forever, and fuck up his job.

wouldn't work for arm wrestling because if you grab his hand you die

I never heard of this bullshit rule =P

If anything, Death or Reaper if you must doesn't kill people, people die from life and their own stupidity. Death is only there as an iconic character to make the transition of the above mentioned people to some kind of afterlife.

And if anything, if you were hit by a car, your actual body was probably still there. It's not like nobody would notice a fucking skeleton on a horse, I assume, taking your bloody corpse from under the car wreck and fixing it up before carrying it back to whatever place it comes from.
And if you're kind of already dead, I doubt that you can die again.

What if you challenge him to play a video game? The controllers would be connected to the same platform, and they would clearly have direct connection to each other through electricity. If death used one controller, wouldn't simply holding another kill you ?

In this case you would not "die" or be destroyed by touching the Reaper.

I'd assume challenging a being which is not human to a test of physical strength and skill would be unwise, think of Thor wrestling Old Age.

 

[teisjm]

A drinking contest... At least i won't leave sober

 

[Datalord]

I would challenge him to Warcraft 3, Twilight eve ORPG ver 1.11, my lvl 200 sniper KICKS ASS

 

[Datalord]

I would play Calvinball.

The only game where the insipidly random and stupid always win
Dont forget the masks, remember no one can question the masks

 

[Shantari Extanu]

Um...all current-gen consoles have wireless controllers. It's pretty obvious what you're a fanboy of, though.

You have me there.. the xbox is much better than other CONSOLES in my view but f*ck that, the PC will always be my *****.

 

[Frodowise]

The game of life, so I win by default against death

But you're already dead...

He's only mostley dead.

No cookies for reference. You get cupcakes instead.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

A one on one combat for my soul, I would wield my blade "Azarasyliah" the Emerald Blade of Wisdom.

-Dark Knight reference-
Flip of a coin.

 

[Simriel]

Warhammer 40,000 would take him forever to learn the rules.

 

[WilliamWhite1]

I'd challenge him to tic-tac-toe.
If he can't beat me, we'd have to play again.
If I can't beat him, we'd have to play again.
I'd like to see one of us outsmart the other in that game. Could take forever.

Forever sounds good.

 

[Shantari Extanu]

Why wouldn't death touch spread through the air then? Or through the couch you shall be occupying ? Or through a wall if Death touched it =P

You're really milking this "DEATHS TOUCH" thing aintya?

 

[forever saturday]

A being-dumb-enough-to-not-check-the-road-for-traffic-before-crossing-the-street contest. Automatic win!

Yes. Automatic win. Unless thats how he died also.

I would say that since he is probably really good at everything, a game of luck. though I think i have a strategy for rock paper scissors. I win like 90% of the first games, so thats good for me. alternately, I might just accept my fate. or wait so long to decide that he gives me a "get out of purgatory free" card.