The Rules of All Video Games

[Olikunmissile]

If there is a female character, there WILL be hentai of her somewhere on the internet.

 

[Mozza444]

10. Red barrels explode if you shot them. Always.

And everywhere, even in normal streets.. you find red barrels

 

[Mikkaddo]

If you take the Health Pack . . . you will get punished,

If you find yourself with full health, full armor, and full ammo on every weapon at a save point, get ready for pain because you're about to hit the REAL shit (mostly in action games where you have no inventory leading me too . . .)

if it's a shooter, chances are you have no inventory to carry anything more or less useful then guns and ammo

 

[alexelric]

water is evil and will destroy everything that gets submerged in it

 

[Muggizz]

#) you never ride on a dolphin who shoots breasts. In space.

 

[Captain Blackout]

#7. You can shoot while running accurately.

I never have problems running accurately, even while shooting. My shots may be a bit off, but that's usually o....
oh wait......

 

[soulasylum85]

if you can swim you will wish that water was lethal.

(seriously why do they still make swimming sections?)

 

[Gorog2]

2 is not always true, in the Harry Potter games it never happens

 

[Jesterz]

Ron and Hermione. BAM!

 

[Jay D Gee]

Getting shot in the foot will not harm your ability to run, jump or dance.
Getting shot in the hand will not harm your ability to shoot, wave or clap.

 

[Kollega]

2. You WILL have sex with your Female best friend at some point in time.

[HEADING=1]Objection![/HEADING]

 

[Jesterz]

I admit defeat as that was not only correct but also very funny.

 

[Brad Shepard]

2. You WILL have sex with your Female best friend at some point in time.

[HEADING=1]Objection![/HEADING]

Made of Fucking win right here.

 

[teisjm]

If there online, theres loud whiny obnoxious n00bs.

 

[lenneth]

First aid kits can instantly heal you when you step on them

 

[Discord]

Rule - There's always someing in the darkness

Rule - Flickering lights means something is seriously Fu**** Up!

Rule - Germans are always the bad guys

Rule - All defeated enemies drop ammo, health and money

Rule - When erie music play's......get ready to make a new "friend"

Rule - When in sneak mode... you are invisible

Rule - Karma can be affected by your coments to NPC's

Rule - A shotgun is more powerful than a nuke...sometimes

 

[Baby Eater]

Your 30$ cellphone is actually a magical portal capable of spawning vehicles and weapons all you have to do is sacrifice a few trophies.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Being the stalwart hero of the land, makes you immune to persecution for theft, breaking and entering, and murder. ...unless your in Cyrodil or the Capital Wasteland.

 

[The Infinite]

Killing small furry animals will net you money and occasionally some crappy gear.