The second coming of Christ

[SenseOfTumour]

I look forward to him doing an epic raid on Vatican city, taking all their epic loot, including the Popemobile and dropping it off at the nearest AIDS charity, just for irony.

When you consider his opinion on the rich and the moneylenders, and the wealth of the Vatican, I fear Jesus will either solo the place or just ragequit back to Heaven.

(Nearly typed OMG, but of course Jesus would say ...)

'OMD! Look guys, Epic Hat!'

 

[Aris Khandr]

Gandalf and Harry Potter both came back a lot faster.

That line killed me. Thank you.

See? I killed him, and he managed to come back and type a reply within a few hours.

 

[DarthFennec]

Maybe he'll also move mountains like he said he could, instead of just doing cheap parlor tricks like last time.

OT: This makes sense. And quite a lot of it too.

 

[DarthFennec]

Gandalf and Harry Potter both came back a lot faster.

That line killed me. Thank you.

See? I killed him, and he managed to come back and type a reply within a few hours.

Wow, you're good. Maybe you are the second coming ...