The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Pm0n3y]

...SAYING THAT YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS.

You hear this loop: http://stompclap.ytmnd.com/

 

[SteakHeart]

YOU LOVE IT.

You dress entirely in mauve.

 

[CounterAttack]

YOU'RE COLOURBLIND

You watch a YouTube video.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

RICK ROLL'D!
You defeat Bowser.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU CHEATED

You get to the castle

 

[Pm0n3y]

THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER ONE

You watch a YTMND

 

[SteakHeart]

YOU DIE OF WIERDNESS.

You make a YTMND.

 

[lodo_bear]

THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE...BUT HAROLD AND KUMAR ARE HERE!

EDIT: D'oh! Ninja'd twice! Okay, you make a YTMND...

SCIENTOLOGISTS SUE YOU OVER IT.

You make a fortune in the stock market.

Also:

You watch a YouTube video.

RICK ROLL'D!

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you play the Socially Awkward Penguin game.

 

[KiruTheMant]

SOCK STOCKING MARKET!

You eat into a box

 

[lodo_bear]

BOX IS FULL OF SOCKS.

You put on your socks.

 

[KiruTheMant]

WITH MUSTARD

You make a Sandvich

 

[TheSentinel]

HEAVY EVISCERATES YOU FOR IT.

You buy a Parrot.

 

[lodo_bear]

YOU CAN'T STOP MAKING MONTY PYTHON REFERENCES ABOUT IT.

You walk silly.

 

[Chronarch]

YOU ARE AN EARTHWORM.

You recieve an e-mail.

Wow, I'm a ninja and I got ninja'd.

 

[lodo_bear]

IT'S FROM THE NIGERIAN FINANCE MINISTER. YOU GIVE HIM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER.

You create a webcomic.

 

[TheSentinel]

COLLEGE DROPOUT!

Watch a movie on the television.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU BECOME A HOBO
IT'S THE HAPPENING

You get a job