The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

YOU'RE RIGHT... Actually I've got nothing to say about that one.
You have a nice, well paying job, a hot wife, 2 great kids, and a dream mansion. You finally feel like you've achieved something in life.

 

[fanklok]

WHERES THE GREEN ALIENS THAT LIKE TO SEX UP KIRK

you move to a new school

 

[fanklok]

YOU FORGET TO STEER

its new years eve

 

[ravensshade]

OF 2012!

you get paranoid

 

[ravensshade]

IT'S A MARATHON FOR PEOPLE WITH NO LEGS (and no wheelchairs either)

you go live in america

 

[ravensshade]

AT SLAVE LIFE
[sub] have fun winning at being a slave[/sub]

you fail at failling

 

[ravensshade]

THE POOR SOD WHO DESERVES SYMPATHY COMPETITION
[sub] and you're the poor sod[/sub]

you receive saboteur for free

 

[LiteraryLitany]

WITH ACTUAL SABOTEUR INCLUDED!
[sub]Good luck getting anything in your house to work ever again...[/sub]

You play your brand new video game.

 

[ravensshade]

IT'S SUPERMAN 64!

you eat pie