The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Chronarch]

HE'S IMAGINARY

You see a potato.

 

[Metric Monkey]

TRYING TO RESIST TEMPTATION TO PLAY WITH IT.

You got a date for the prom.

 

[Chronarch]

SHE IS ALSO IMAGINARY!

You buy a burger.

 

[Metric Monkey]

DROP IT ON THE WAY TO YOUR TABLE.
TEARS TRICKLE DOWN YOUR CHEEKS.

You just woke up and it's the first time it snowed all year!

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

IT'S NOT REAL MEAT; IT'S ACTUALLY (CENSORED BY THE FDA)

You decide to read a magazine in the waiting room at a hospital.

Damn, ninja'd... Um... ALL THE SNOW AROUND YOUR YARD IS YELLOW.

Same scenario...

 

[Metric Monkey]

FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT LOOKING AT THE PAGES WITH GIRLS IN THEM.

It's your turn to get your flu shot.

 

[Chronarch]

IT KILLS YOU!

You look up.

 

[Metric Monkey]

DID SOMEONE JUST WRITE "GULLIBLE" ON THE CEILING?
YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

You're in a public stall.

 

[Chronarch]

THE PLACE YOUR IN HAS BEEN OUT OF BUSINESS FOR YEARS!

You steal a car.

 

[Metric Monkey]

IT'S OUT OF GAS.

You're walking home by yourself from the movies.

 

[Chronarch]

YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!

You go to school.

 

[Metric Monkey]

OBEDIENTLY FOLLOW THE TEACHER'S ORDERS.

You just got asked out by the girl you like.

 

[Chronarch]

SHE'S AN OPTICAL ILLUSION!

You see a door.

 

[Metric Monkey]

FORGET TO OPEN IT.

You decided to start working out today.

 

[Chronarch]

YOU CAN ONLY LIFT ONE POUND

You discover an anthill.

 

[Metric Monkey]

FILL IT WITH WATER.
FEEL POWERFUL.

You are turned into a Ninja Cat.

 

[Chronarch]

THEY ARE ACTUALLY FROZEN ACID RAIN!

You see a monkey on a unicycle.

 

[CounterAttack]

THEY'RE IRRADIATED!

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.

IT'S YOUR MOTHER!

You win your favourite game.

 

[Metric Monkey]

IT'S THE GAME.
YOU CAN'T WIN.

You just raged at losing the game.