The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Metric Monkey]

TRY TO GET IT OFF, SPILLS ON CROTCH.

You beat the high score!

 

[hopeneverdies]

THE HIGH SCORE WAS ONE!

You squished a bug

 

[Metric Monkey]

EEEEEEEW GROSS

You finished your essay.

 

[hopeneverdies]

IT WAS DUE 6 MONTHS AGO!

You reinflated your tires.

 

[Metric Monkey]

YOU NEVER PATCHED UP THE HOLE.

You're in a heated debate about morals.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU GOT SHOT HALF WAY THOUGH.

You did not have any complications

 

[Metric Monkey]

UNTIL YOU HIT PUBERTY.

You just made it into the popular clique at school.

 

[CounterAttack]

IT'S GRADUATION DAY!

You find someone's wallet.

 

[Metric Monkey]

ASK A GROUP OF PEOPLE IF THEY LOST IT.
ALL SAY YES.

You just found the ultimate answer to everything.

 

[Chronarch]

IT'S A LIE!

Your head itches.

 

[Metric Monkey]

SCRATCH IT AND A SNOWSTORM APPEARS.

You discover what you can do with you're life.

 

[Chronarch]

YOU BECOME A HOBO!

you see a badger.

 

[CounterAttack]

YOU'RE 99 YEARS OLD

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.

YOU'RE HIGH ON MUSHROOMS

You lie to everyone all the time.

 

[fanklok]

AHH FUCK IT I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING
[sub]insanity wolf is better[/sub]

you learn to dance

 

[Chronarch]

IT'S A DREAM!

Your wearing someone elses shoes.

 

[Metric Monkey]

STILL GET MADE FUN OF FOR CRAPPY SHOES.

You just stepped in a pile of dog crap.

 

[Chronarch]

IT'S ACTUALLY CHOCHOLATE!

Your hand is glowing.

 

[Metric Monkey]

JUMP INTO ACID FOR FULL BODY EFFECT.

You finally get to rest after a long day of work.

 

[Chronarch]

YOUR WORK WAS A CROSSWORD PUZZLE!

Your best friend is imploding.

 

[fanklok]

YOU WORK AS A LAY-Z-BOY CHAIR COMFORT TESTER
USE DYNAMITE TO REPLODE HIM

you see a friend you havent talked to in a while