The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[IMrAngryPantsI]

ITS... DRY!!!!

You fall down a hole... Probably not from me kicking you in it.

 

[A Weary Exile]

IT HAS NO WHEELS!!!

You apply for a job at McDonalds.

 

[Lothae]

FOR YOUR TRICYCLE

You sit in your room.

 

[ravensshade]

you messed up the last 2 numbers and sent them to your best (same gender) friend

you apply for a loan

 

[Pm0n3y]

A HAIR PIE.

You try to log into The Escapist

 

[ravensshade]

first customers are the cops who close you down for illegal drugs

you try to get rich quick

 

[Pimppeter2]

FROM SATAN

You boil some water

 

[Kud]

ITS PISS.

your poke yourself in the eye.

 

[Chronarch]

I HAVE AN EYE!?

You fly to the moon.

 

[CounterAttack]

EVERYONE ELSE WANTED IT

Someone drops a coin behind them without noticing.