The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Ciarang]

BY SELLING YOUR BODY.

You get a new job.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

AS A MALE PROSTITUTE

You clean up the streets

 

[SteakHeart]

YOU SPILL THE CLEANING FLUID IN YOUR ANUS.

You become a Ninja.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU BECOME NARUTO

You destroy naruto once and for all

 

[SteakHeart]

YOU FORGOT TO DESTROY NARUTO HIMSELF.

You become a cute, innocent little anime girl.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

IN A PORN GAME

Zombies attack

 

[Metric Monkey]

TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH ZOMBIES

You left your music playing in your room.

 

[DragonofDecay86]

IT WAS MUSIC BY BRITTANY SPEARS

you play football

 

[prinxess]

WITH YOUR MOM.

You get an A+ in a test.

 

[DragonofDecay86]

YOU FIGURE OUT ITS NOT YOUR TEST

you watch the movie I Am Legend

 

[Pm0n3y]

THEN YOU REMEMBER: THIS ISN'T A MOVIE, IT'S FROM YOUR CAMCORDER!!

You watch District 9

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IT WAS NOT THE RIGHT MOVIE.

You figured out the meaning of life

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IT IS FILLED WITH MAGGOTS

You cross the street

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU GET SHOT BY SOMEBODY WHO THINKS YOUR IN A RIVAL FAMILY

You meet a goat.

 

[hopeneverdies]

YOU ARE STILL FAT

You finally break even

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU NEVER WAKE UP

You climb a mountain