The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 21, 2009

CHECK OUT MAH BURN-SKIN!

You eat a radioactive cookie.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 21, 2009

YOU DIE.

You go to the beach

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 21, 2009

ZOMG JELLYFISH EVERYWHERE! MAH FEET HURTS!

You go to the mall.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

YOU ARE KILLED DURING A ROBBERY.

You eat a berry

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 22, 2009

THE BERRY IS REALLY A TINY BOMB! DEATH TO UR FACE!

You count to seven.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

YOU DON'T LIVE TO FINISH COUNTING.

You survived the explosion

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 22, 2009

YOU GOT AIDS!

You drink a glass of water.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

IT IS ACTUALLY SPIT.

You kiss a girl

Pm0n3y · Nov 22, 2009

AND DIDN'T LIKE IT

You suddenly get the case of the runs.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

YOU HAVE E-COLI

You survive the war

hopeneverdies · Nov 22, 2009

OH GOD WHO CANT HOLD IT IN?!

The person that has a restraining order against you shows up in the same restaurant you're eating at.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

SHE PROCEEDS TO BEAT YOU UP

You get promoted

joelmarkel · Nov 22, 2009

From Master Baiter to Master Seaman

You smell something awful...

Total LOLige · Nov 22, 2009

YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS

you find a cat looking thing

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 22, 2009

ITS A DEAD BEAR.

you eat a roll of duct tape.

hopeneverdies · Nov 22, 2009

IT'S ALL STICKY IN MY MOUTH

You get a paper cut

Metric Monkey · Nov 22, 2009

FAIL TO HOLD BACK TEARS.

You just won the lottery.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

YOU GET HIT BY A CAR

You have a nice wife
[sup]Cookie for reference[/sup]

Sporky111 · Nov 22, 2009

~~YOU DANCE LIKE A PSYCHO IN PUBLIC~~
[sup]Fuck, ninjas[/sup]
HER SON IS OLDER THAN YOU

You spill the lemonade

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

ON A BABY WHO IS ALLERGIC TO ALL THINGS LEMON

You make it to fame