The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[the pyrotechnik]

YOU FORGET ABOUT THE SADDLE

you are doing your homework

 

[DragonofDecay86]

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

you watch a movie

 

[Kud]

IM ON FIRE.

you do a backflip.

 

[Kud]

THEY GET EATEN.

you read the dictionary.

 

[Kud]

STOLE IT FROM YOUR GOAT THING.

you get stuck in a really big spider web.

 

[SteakHeart]

THAT'S BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS.

You get laid.

 

[Kud]

I LOST IT.

you fall onto a spike.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU DON"T DIE.

You lived to tell the tale
[sup]Edit:

IT WAS A SEX CHANGE OPERATION

You buy a pet

Hahahahaha! That was exactly the answer I wanted! Anyway, I missed this thread. Please, someone revive "And lived to tell the tale..." thread![/sup]

 

[DragonofDecay86]

[small](I can try and revive it)[/small]

YOU LIVED TO TELL THE TALE WITH BRITTANY SPEARS

[small](i have no idea...)[/small]

You ate dinner

 

[Pm0n3y]

...MAI BOI

You look at a vid on YouTube

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE.

You looked something up on google images

 

[Pm0n3y]

WITH SAFESEARCH TURNED OFF

You pull off the perfect murder...

 

[DragonofDecay86]

ON YOUR FAMILY

you go to a funeral

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

ITS YOUR OWN.

You survived getting buried alive.