The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

WITH ONE WORD.

You vote indepentent.

 

[Pm0n3y]

IN THE MIDDLE OF AN HURRICANE

God gives you lemons.

[sup]1 cookie will be rewarded if someone parodies the powerthirst vid next.[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU SQUIRT YOURSELF IN THE EYES

You cross the street safely.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

YOU GET TACKLED BY A NINJA

You see someone outside your window!

 

[SteakHeart]

IT'S YOUR DOG.

You find your lover.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

THEY ARE THE PSYCHOTIC MURDERER YOU HEARD ABOUT ON THE NEWS

You somehow survive the encounter.
Edit: ah, ninja'd! Still works though...

 

[SteakHeart]

BURIED IN A COFFIN WHILE STILL ALIVE.

You can't touch this.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU CANNOT TOUCH THE BOOK OF LIFE

You liek mudkips.

 

[SteakHeart]

DEAD ONES.

You fought the power.

 

[Sporky111]

IT WAS YOUR WIFE

You fought the law

 

[Pm0n3y]

AND LOST HORRIBLY

You posted on a forum thread

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

AND GOT BANNED FOR TROLLING

You made a thread

 

[Pm0n3y]

IT GETS LOCKED BEFORE ANYONE CAN POST.

You get cable tv.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO PAY IT AFTER A WEEK

You are given grace

 

[Zetsubou]

GRACE IS THE NAME OF A KNIFE IN YOUR CHEST

You eat a popsicle

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IT IS ACTUALLY MADE OF ANTI-FREEZE

You eat a pie