The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

FILLED WITH MAGGOTS.

You are alive for another day

 

[LordGarbageMan]

you have parkinson's disease

you a see homeless person when walking down the street

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IS YOU DAD.

You get hired.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

you are late on the fist day

you find a five dollar bill on the ground

 

[SteakHeart]

WITH THE SAME GENDER.

I AM (STILL) CELEBRATING INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY.

 

[Fraught]

IT WAS 7 DAYS AGO, YOU STUPID SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN!

I throw a chair at a person.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU GET BANNED BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

You are promoted

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I HAVE A JOB?!?

You eat a sandwich.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IT IS FILLED WITH FECES.

You overcome cancer

 

[LockHeart]

YOU CATCH AIDS.

You look at your internet history.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

AAAAAH!! PORN ALERT!!!

You buy a coffee.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

SOMEBODY SPIT IN IT.

You made it through a marathon.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

YOU COME IN LAST.
[small] I know. There's no places in a marathon.[/small]

You design a game.

 

[Pm0n3y]

NOBODY LIKES IT.

You go get your mail.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

HE'S YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY.

You form a band

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Your guitarist only has 3 fingers.

You go out hunting.