The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[RagnorakTres]

PAY MORE THAN WORTH NEW

Start playing WoW...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

FAMILY FORGETS YOU EXIST

You have a good day...

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND'S GIRL AND HE WALKS IN AND IS LIKE WHAT THE SHITFUCK?!


You decide to take a walk...

 

[Pm0n3y]

IN THE MIDDLE OF A HURRICANE

You order out a book from the library

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

YOUR GIRLFRIEND WALKS IN ON YOU READING A GERMAINE GREER FEMINISM BOOK

You order Chinese takeaway

 

[EvilAlienOne]

YOUR MOTHER COMES AND STARTS NAGGING YOU ABOUT YOUR CHORES

You win a game of poker

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

WAIT, IT WASN'T STRIP POKER?!


You go vacationing in Greeeeeeeeeeeeeece

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU ARE KILLED BY RAMPANT MINOTAUR

You win the lottery...

 

[Pm0n3y]

SHE'S A PEDOPHILE

Buy a Dog...

 

[KC_spot]

NAMED "IF I DID IT" (Out of context O.J. joke LAWL)

Tell a old joke...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

NOBODY GETS IT.

Write a book about vampires and werewolves...

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

IT'S ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

Aliens come to town...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

DISSECT YOU ALIVE.

You see a UFO...

 

[COR 2000]

IT'S BALLOON BOY.

You got mail!

 

[SteakHeart]

FROM SATAN!

You just won my etenal loyalty.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I ACCIDENTALLY KILL YOUR FAMILY

It just started raining money

 

[SteakHeart]

NOT IN YOUR CURRENCY.

I had a cheeseburger.