The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Jaywebbs]

TASTES LIKE PEPSI

you get a pizza

 

[Nexus424]

THEY ADDED ROACHES FREE OF CHARGE

It's your first day in college.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOUR GET PANSED BY A JOCK IN FRONT OF MOST OF YOUR CLASS

First day on the job.

 

[Jaywebbs]

YOU BURN DOWN BUILDING

Lovin on your Woman/Man/Thing

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

S/HE'S CHEATING WITH YOU WITH YOUR DAD/MOM

First day of school

 

[LockHeart]

IS SCHOOL HOLIDAY

You buy a new computer.

 

[Jaywebbs]

IT HAS VISTA

Car breaks down on interstate

 

[LockHeart]

MECHANIC HEARS PERSON IN BOOT

You hold your girlfriend's hand.

 

[Pm0n3y]

YOU GET CAUGHT IN A MOSH PIT.

You get stuck in a traffic jam.

 

[LockHeart]

YOU'RE CAUGHT SHORT

You move into a new house.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IT BURNS DOWN RIGHT AFTER YOU GET ALL YOUR STUFF IN IT

You got a car.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

YOU CAN'T DRIVE!

You do a jackknife.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I GET CONFUSED

You order out a book from the library.

 

[RagnorakTres]

IS IN HAND ALREADY

Sing along with Barenaked Ladies

[sup]Part of the charm of these is the terrible grammar, I've found. "Son...I am disappoint."[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

STOP AT WRONG HOUSE

You get in a taxi, but have no money

 

[Nexus424]

WOULD YOU KINDLY GET STEPPED ON BY A BIG DADDY

You walk into a Hot Topic