The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU DIE

You are returned to life

 

[Keepitclean]

As a Cabbage with a need for speed

You get a set of grills

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

THEY GET STOLEN

You don't suffer too much damage to the mouth

 

[Keepitclean]

THIS ENEABLES YOU TO START A STELLAR RAPPING CARRER

you are later shot 9 times and muscian hell still wont accept you on account of not being a real musician you then write

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU SAY "LOL WUT?"

You learn to type

 

[Keepitclean]

I become a less valuable membar of the internet community.

You rob someones house.

 

[CounterAttack]

YOU DON'T OWN A KEYBOARD

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.

THEY HAVE NOTHING OF VALUE

You poke your friends online.

 

[Keepitclean]

They become irritated and bite your nose.

You embark on a journey to find the holy grail.

 

[A Weary Exile]

YOU FIND THE CASTLE ARRRGGGHHH.

You find the meaning of life.

 

[Keepitclean]

You get depressed and start up your Yu Gi Oh club again.

You are severley bashed.

 

[CounterAttack]

SO BADLY THAT EVEN YOUR SPELLING SUFFERS

You sit down and play all the Super Mario games in one night.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

YOU REALISE YOU HAVE NO LIFE
You sit down and have some dinner.

 

[KiruTheMant]

YOU HAVE NO CHAIR

You impregnate a friend

 

[Keepitclean]

BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

you are at a fresh food market.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'FRESH?'

You play a pokémon game.

 

[KiruTheMant]

YOU MISSINGONO IT AND GET 99 MASTER BALLS,THEN QUIT.

The thread starts to die

 

[Metric Monkey]

"BUMP" PUT ON PROBATION

You just got to finishing your essay.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU FORGET IT AT HOME

You get it in time

 

[Keepitclean]

Just to find that it was written in 1337 speak.

You jump from an aeroplane.

 

[Impluse_101]

KING KONG CATCHES YOU

Your gay for Bridget