The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Metric Monkey]

ONCE YOU FIND THEM, THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU.

You hear about a child molester on the news.

 

[KiruTheMant]

YOUR PICTURE SHOWS UP

You make barbeque

 

[Metric Monkey]

YOU TRY TO BE FUNNY BY PUTTING A BARBIE DOLL ON THE LETTER "Q"

You just joined the Escapist.

 

[Impluse_101]

UMMM.......

You successfully create a catgirl

 

[Fairee]

SHE HAS SIX NIPPLES ON HER BELLY

Your partner gets pregnant.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU WONDER HOW THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE A GOOD THING

Oasis reforms!

 

[Keepitclean]

YOU SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WHILST SCREAMING "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING"

Your dog starts trying to bite your bones.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

YOU'RE A SKELETON.

You play a great harmonica solo.

 

[CounterAttack]

TO YOUR OWN EARS

Your application for a job is accepted.

 

[Lambi]

IT'S YOUR FRIEND'S SNACK WHICH HE HAD BEEN SAVING FOR THREE MONTHS

You're doing a test.

 

[knight56]

YOU DON'T HAVE A NUMBER TWO PENCIL!

You kidnapped Tony Blair.

 

[Vrex360]

WHAT? BUT I WAS TOLD TO KIDNAP BLAIR TONY!!

You are one of the scientists who genetically engineered a monster.

 

[lodo_bear]

YOU GET FIRED - BECAUSE THE MONSTER IS BETTER AT YOUR JOB THAN YOU ARE!

You cure cancer.

 

[knight56]

YOU GET AIDS!

You meet the girl of your dreams.

 

[Pm0n3y]

SHE IS YOUR MOTHER. MORE INCEST ENSUES.

You buy a pay-per-view movie for your family.

 

[Keepitclean]

YOUR 16 YEAR OLD BOY DOESNT WANT TO ENJOY IT PROPERLY INFRONT OF HIS MOTHER

You are elected Prime Minister of Australia.

 

[Vrex360]

YOU ARE USURPED FROM YOUR THRONE BY JULIA GILLARD!!

You marry a sexy alien woman.