The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

BOMB.

You see the sign of the cross etched in fire in the sky

 

[GreyWolf257]

JESUS CHRIST!

You are sleeping in your bed.

 

[KiruTheMant]

YOU WET IT

You drink some blueberry tea

 

[fanklok]

THIS WINE TASTES WEIRD

you go to the movies

 

[KiruTheMant]

ITS A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT CHICK FLICKS

you drink Dr. Pepper

 

[KiruTheMant]

YOUR SNEEZE OUT YOUR BRAINS AND THEY SMEAR ON HANDS

you write shakespear

 

[Impluse_101]

YOU ARE IN A MOVIE

Your in bed with a girl who's unconsious

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

SHE IS UNWILLING TO DO THINGS

You don't do anything that you would regret later

 

[KiruTheMant]

YOU REGRET IT RIGHT NOW

You quote Uwe Bolls movies

 

[Metric Monkey]

INSTANTLY IGNORED

You just saw Transformers 2.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU ARE FORCED TO WATCH IT AGAIN

You see Meghan Fox.

 

[Metric Monkey]

YOU COMPLIMENT HER ON HER ACTING SKILLS.

You joined the school orchestra.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU ARE FORCED TO SIT ON THE SIDE LINES AND WATCH ALL THE TIME

You finally get to play

 

[KiruTheMant]

PLAY JIGSAWS GAME

You play his game

 

[Smagmuck_]

THERE'S A JIGSAW???

You are hit on in a dark room...

 

[CounterAttack]

YOU'RE AROUSED

You find a locked box and the key.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU FIND A DEAD BODY

You call the cops

 

[Smagmuck_]

AND THEY ARREST YOU!

You get thrown in the slammer and...