The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

You cope with the horror

 

[KiruTheMant]

BY HANGINGYOURSELF

You want a peanut butter jelly.

 

[Lullabye]

ITS STILL ALIVE!!!QUICK BITE IT AGAIN!!!

you try to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center...

 

[Keepitclean]

AND THEN DIE.

you choke on some cheese

 

[Impluse_101]

THAT WAS CHEESE?

It was cheese

 

[SteakHeart]

IN YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD.

You become an hero.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

BUT ARE ULTIMATELY REJECTED AND EXPLOITED.

You find a suitcase full of money

 

[Impluse_101]

BLOOD MONEY

Your a vampire

 

[Kud]

YOUR ROBERT PATTERSON.

You eat some cheese.

 

[Kud]

HOBO BREAKFAST.

You find part of a spaceship.

 

[Vrex360]

THE RESTROOM SECTION, FULL OF ALIEN SEWAGE

You get a television made of chocolate.

 

[Kud]

IT WAS DELICIOUS.

You make out with a super model.

 

[Disaster Button]

SHE'S A MAN BABY, A MAN

You skip merrily down the lane.

yay 2000th post

 

[Vrex360]

YOU TRIP AND FALL INTO A GIANT BLENDER AND BECOME BLOOD AND OOZE AND GREY SLIME

You have a dinner date with a charming young woman

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU EAT RAT SALAD.

You manage not to throw up in front of your beautiful date.

 

[Disaster Button]

INSTEAD YOU SNEEZE AND INSTEAD OF QUICKLY CUPPING IT YOU END UP FIRING IT INTO HER SOUP WHICH SHE THEN EATS
i tried really hard to make that not sound like innuendo

You go paintballing in an old deserted house, with friends, owned by Old Man Jenkins.