The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 23, 2009

YOU NEVER WAKE UP

You wake up alive

Randoms · Dec 23, 2009

THEN DIE 5 MINUTES LATER

you buy a pie

KiruTheMant · Dec 23, 2009

PIE GETS FLUNG INTO FACE

You come out of the closet

Randoms · Dec 23, 2009

THE CLOSET FALLS ON YOU

You buy another pie

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 23, 2009

FILLED WITH MAGGOTS

You find a guy with Randoms avatar
[sup]My friend uses that avatar...[/sup]

Keepitclean · Dec 23, 2009

HOWEVER, IN SOVIET RUSSIA CUPBOARD TAKES GLASS FROM YOU

The aliens attack your neighbors house.

Impluse_101 · Dec 23, 2009

THAT YOU WERE SPENDING THE NIGHT IN

Your found by Darth Vader

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 25, 2009

HE FEEDS YOU TO THE EMPEROR

You escape the Death Star

Erja_Perttu · Dec 26, 2009

THE REAL SANTA TUNS UP AND YOU GET NO TOYS FOR BEING A BAD IMPERSONATOR

You find a bag full of money

doopdoopdoopdoop · Dec 26, 2009

doop doop doop doop doop

Keepitclean · Dec 26, 2009

YOU SELL IT FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS BEFORE REALISING THAT YOU NEED THE ANTIDOTE TO USE THE MONEY.

You hatch a cunning plan to retrieve the antidote.

Keepitclean · Dec 26, 2009

YOU SPREAD TEH WORD OF TEH MAGICAL MYSTICAL ELLIPESSES

You get smacked by your mother

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 26, 2009

YOU LOOSE SOME TEETH

You make it out alive...

Pm0n3y · Dec 26, 2009

THEN YOU DIE FROM A COLD.

Your Science Project helps you win the science fair...