The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Metric Monkey]

NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO ANY OF THEM.

You read through your email spam.

 

[Metric Monkey]

IT LANDED IN THAT GIRL'S[footnote]You know, THAT girl.[/footnote] HAIR.

You're counting down to New Years.

 

[Fairee]

YOU GOT SO DRUNK OVER CHRISTMAS YOU WOKE UP THREE WEEKS TOO LATE

You get asked out by a hot girl.

 

[Impluse_101]

YOUR STILL DRUNK, NOW YOUR HALUCINATING THINGS

I'm proud I have all the unskippable badges

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

NOBODY NOTICES YOU HAVE THEM

You watch all the episodes

 

[Hussmann54]

....OF THE WRONG SHOW

you are set up on a blind date to watch a LOST marathon....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

WITH A MORBIDLY OBESE MAN

You get a mech

 

[Hussmann54]

BUT THE TRANSMISSION IS BAD AND THE SUSPENSION IS TERRIBLE

Santa Clause wants to retire...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

HE KILLS HIMSELF.

You meet a real life elf!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU GET BANNED

4chan comes to your house.

 

[CounterAttack]

AT THE WRONG SCHOOL

You go to the movies.

 

[Impluse_101]

YOUR....BLIND?

Your blind and about to get jiggy with a hot girl

 

[SteakHeart]

SHE'S A BLOWUP DOLL.

You find a magic toilet.

 

[Queen Michael]

And while it's magic, it's also a toilet!

The world has ended from nuclear war, and now it's time for you to sit down in your bunker, put on your reading glasses, and start enjoying a good book.

 

[Impluse_101]

BUNKER FAIL

Bunker Win

 

[Impluse_101]

THIS FORUMS DEAD

It certainly feels like it