The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I HAVE NERVE DAMAGE AND THUS CANNOT FEEL

You have no feeling

 

[Disaster Button]

AND ACCIDENTLY RUB AGAINST YOUR FRIEND'S CROTCH

You eat a sandwich.

 

[Impluse_101]

THAT WAS ON YOUR FRIEND'S CROTCH

It was a dicksandwich

 

[Nouw]

And give it to your vegan friend.

You start yelling Star Craft sucks

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU DON'T LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY

You got to an Iron Maiden concert.

 

[Tiny116]

NOW I HAVE TO RE-DO THE STITCH!

You see someone walk into a lampost

 

[Sleekgiant]

YOU CUT OFF YOUR FOOT

You start a flame war

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU GET BANNED

You pwn a troll

 

[Impluse_101]

YOU WERE A TROLL

Its a trap!

 

[Pm0n3y]

YOU ALREADY FELL FOR IT.

You order take-out.

 

[Sleekgiant]

ITS RAMEN NOODLES

You look at porn

 

[WafflesandBacon]

YOUR GRANDMA IS WITH YOU

You ride in your car

 

[Sleekgiant]

YOU CRASH OH SHI-

You go to the store

 

[ImSkeletor]

YOU PUKE ON THE FRESH FRUIT

you send a postcard

 

[ImSkeletor]

{DOUBLE POST}

 

[Sleekgiant]

THIS GAME ISN'T LOADING

I'll edit this post

 

[Sporky111]

YOU WEREN'T FAST ENOUGH

You fall over in a bus

 

[ImSkeletor]

YOU BREAK YOUR NECK
a airplane crashes into you.